Well, it's official. Hiram Lodge (aka the one and only Mark Consuelos) is here to stay on Riverdale and I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that he's going to blow things the fuck up and ruin lives. But, I'll also bet a lot of money that he'll look DAMN FINE DOING IT. *shrugs*
You see, it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that Hiram is a manipulative and evil POS...
...and our boy Archie Andrews is pretty much royally fucked:
But, we need to address the ridiculously sexy elephant in the room: The man is a delicious snack.
And he's the daddiest daddy that ever daddied:
(Even though "daddy" isn't for everybody...)
People need to know more about him!
Lives are changing!
Vocabularies are expanding!
Buckle up, kiddos — Daddy is here to stay so we might as well enjoy the ride.
Mostly attracted, a little bit scared...Mostly scared, a little bit attracted...Attracted and then weirded out because he's old enough to be my actual DADDY.FUCK HIRAM, FP IS THE DADDIEST.
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How do you feel about Hiram?
vote votesMostly attracted, a little bit scared...
vote votesMostly scared, a little bit attracted...
vote votesAttracted and then weirded out because he's old enough to be my actual DADDY.
vote votesFUCK HIRAM, FP IS THE DADDIEST.