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People Are Conflicted Because Veronica's Dad Is So Hot On "Riverdale"

"Hiram is scum but he is hot scum..."

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Well, it's official. Hiram Lodge (aka the one and only Mark Consuelos) is here to stay on Riverdale and I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that he's going to blow things the fuck up and ruin lives. But, I'll also bet a lot of money that he'll look DAMN FINE DOING IT. *shrugs*

You see, it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that Hiram is a manipulative and evil POS...

HIRAM DID THE EVIL-MAN-CHAIR-TURN-THING #RIVERDALE

Hiram Lodge is the creepiest character so far in Riverdale

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...and our boy Archie Andrews is pretty much royally fucked:

When Archie met Hiram, everybody in the room like: #riverdale

Archie going into Hiram's office. Me: #Riverdale

But, we need to address the ridiculously sexy elephant in the room: The man is a delicious snack.

y’all Veronica’s dad is a horrible person but he’s kinda hot #Riverdale

am I the only one who thinks Hiram lodge is hot as fuc

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And he's the daddiest daddy that ever daddied:

Hiram Lodge is daddy material 💦 #riverdale

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HIRAM LODGE WITH HIS HUSKY VOICE IS MY DADDY

(Even though "daddy" isn't for everybody...)

the repetition of the word daddy is making me uncomfortable #riverdale

People need to know more about him!

veronica's dad on riverdale is a whole meal!!! who is he?!

Lives are changing!

Veronica's dad on Riverdale is married to Kelly Ripa?! Am I the only one who just found this out???? I have so many questions

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Vocabularies are expanding!

I just coined the term #criminaldilf to describe Veronica's dad @MarkConsuelos so I'm done for the day.

Buckle up, kiddos — Daddy is here to stay so we might as well enjoy the ride.

  1. How do you feel about Hiram?

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    FUCK HIRAM, FP IS THE DADDIEST.
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    FUCK HIRAM, FP IS THE DADDIEST.
 
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