Well, it's official. Hiram Lodge (aka the one and only Mark Consuelos) is here to stay on Riverdale and I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that he's going to blow things the fuck up and ruin lives. But, I'll also bet a lot of money that he'll look DAMN FINE DOING IT. *shrugs*
You see, it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that Hiram is a manipulative and evil POS...
Hiram got all of #Riverdale like
HIRAM DID THE EVIL-MAN-CHAIR-TURN-THING #RIVERDALE
Hiram Lodge is the creepiest character so far in Riverdale
...and our boy Archie Andrews is pretty much royally fucked:
When Archie met Hiram, everybody in the room like: #riverdale
Archie going into Hiram's office. Me: #Riverdale
But, we need to address the ridiculously sexy elephant in the room: The man is a delicious snack.
y’all Veronica’s dad is a horrible person but he’s kinda hot #Riverdale
am I the only one who thinks Hiram lodge is hot as fuc
Hiram is scum but he is hot scum
And he's the daddiest daddy that ever daddied:
shet hiram is such daddy 👅
Uuuuhhhh MR. HIRAM LODGE is DADDY af
Hiram Lodge is daddy material 💦 #riverdale
HIRAM LODGE WITH HIS HUSKY VOICE IS MY DADDY
(Even though "daddy" isn't for everybody...)
the repetition of the word daddy is making me uncomfortable #riverdale
People need to know more about him!
veronica's dad on riverdale is a whole meal!!! who is he?!
Lives are changing!
Veronica's dad on Riverdale is married to Kelly Ripa?! Am I the only one who just found this out???? I have so many questions
Vocabularies are expanding!
I just coined the term #criminaldilf to describe Veronica's dad @MarkConsuelos so I'm done for the day.
