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A Ranking Of Every White Guy Named Chris Who Stars In A Superhero Movie

It's a good time to be called Chris.

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2. Chris Evans - Captain America, Marvel Cinematic Universe; Human Torch, Fantastic Four and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer; Lucas Lee, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World


He's golden, and his dedication to superhero movies is rather impressive. Honestly it was so fucking hard to put Evans in second place. He is a nipple's breadth away from the top.

1. Chris Hemsworth - Thor, Marvel Cinematic Universe


He's hilarious, gorgeous, cute with his family - and he gets bonus points over Chris Evans because he is Australian. I might be biased, but it's my list so here we are.