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A Ranking Of Every White Guy Named Chris Who Stars In A Superhero Movie

It's a good time to be called Chris.

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8. Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Red Mist and The Motherfucker, Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2

Hilarious? Yes. The ultimate white guy superhero Chris? No.
Lionsgate

Hilarious? Yes. The ultimate white guy superhero Chris? No.

7. Chris O'Donnell - Robin, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin

Always the sidekick, never the bride. Also I'd prefer to forget about the existence of Batman & Robin to be honest.
Warner Bros

Always the sidekick, never the bride. Also I'd prefer to forget about the existence of Batman & Robin to be honest.

6. Christian Bale - Batman, The Dark Knight Trilogy

Does Christian count as a Chris? He does now. But not enough to make it to the top of this list.
Warner Bros

Does Christian count as a Chris? He does now. But not enough to make it to the top of this list.

5. Chris Pine - Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman

Chris Pine is pretty. He's a good Chris. Sadly he's just not the best Chris.
Warner Bros

Chris Pine is pretty. He's a good Chris. Sadly he's just not the best Chris.

4. Chris Pratt - Star-Lord, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Pratt's funny. Pratt's hot. Pratt's totally cute with his family. He's definitely the best Pratt. But he is not the best Chris. Don't @ me.
Marvel

Pratt's funny. Pratt's hot. Pratt's totally cute with his family. He's definitely the best Pratt. But he is not the best Chris. Don't @ me.

3. Christopher Reeve - Superman, the Superman series

The original white guy superhero Chris, who paved the way for every white guy superhero Chris who came after him.
Warner Bros

The original white guy superhero Chris, who paved the way for every white guy superhero Chris who came after him.

2. Chris Evans - Captain America, Marvel Cinematic Universe; Human Torch, Fantastic Four and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer; Lucas Lee, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

He's golden, and his dedication to superhero movies is rather impressive. Honestly it was so fucking hard to put Evans in second place. He is a nipple's breadth away from the top.
Marvel

He's golden, and his dedication to superhero movies is rather impressive. Honestly it was so fucking hard to put Evans in second place. He is a nipple's breadth away from the top.

1. Chris Hemsworth - Thor, Marvel Cinematic Universe

He's hilarious, gorgeous, cute with his family - and he gets bonus points over Chris Evans because he is Australian. I might be biased, but it's my list so here we are.
Marvel

He's hilarious, gorgeous, cute with his family - and he gets bonus points over Chris Evans because he is Australian. I might be biased, but it's my list so here we are.