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    29 Reasons Chris Hemsworth Is Definitely The Sexiest Man Alive

    It's official. And it's right.

    1. His blue eyes are the sexiest.

    2. His adorable smile is sexy too.

    3. He looks sexy with short hair.

    4. And floppy sexy '90s hair.

    5. And long sexy Norse god hair.

    6. He looks sexy blonde.

    7. He looks sexy as a brunette.

    8. He looks sexy with a sexy man bun.

    9. He has a sexy wink.

    10. He has sexy sexy biceps.

    11. He has glorious, sexy man cleavage.

    12. Really his whole upper body is the definition of sexy.

    13. And his lower half is pretty freaking sexy too.

    14. He's a goddamn sexy God of Thunder.

    15. Look at that sexy god.

    16. He's the sexiest of his sexy brothers.

    17. His bromance with Tom Hiddleston is incredibly sexy.

    18. Seriously sexy.

    19. He's sexy in his work for charity, as patron of the Australian Childhood Foundation.

    20. He's totally sexy as a husband.

    21. He's really sexy doing the dad thing.

    22. Ovary-exploding sexy.

    23. He's sexy in jeans.

    24. He's sexy in the rain.

    25. He's sexy lying down.

    26. He's sexy with a surfboardt.

    27. He's sexy all in white and very wet.

    28. He's even sexy eating paper.

    29. In conclusion: Chris Hemsworth is sexy. The sexiest man alive. Thank you, world.