If Your Favorite Disney Movies Were Written By Woody Allen
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-la-di-da, la la. Or something like that.
1. The Little Mermaid
Plot: Two sea creatures become enamored with the same prince, unaware that his ex-sea creature, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture.
Based on Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
2. The Lion King
Plot: A divorced meerkat, currently dating a high-schooler, looks for love in the mistress of his best friend, a warthog.
Based on Manhattan.
3. Aladdin
Plot: An Agrabah princess, deeply troubled and in denial, arrives in San Francisco to impose upon her estranged tiger.
Based on Blue Jasmine.
4. Cinderella
Plot: Between two royal balls, Cinderella’s prince falls in love with her step-sister, Anastasia, while her hypochondriac ex-prince rekindles his relationship with Drizella, her other step-sister.
Based on Hannah and Her Sisters.
5. Toy Story
Plot: Neurotic cowboy doll, Woody, falls in friendship with the ditsy Buzz Lightyear.
Based on Annie Hall.
6. Sleeping Beauty
Plot: A princess is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive kingdom.
Based on Sleeper.
7. 101 Dalmations
Plot: At a turning point in her life, a former villain longs to own a puppy who happens to be owned by her friend and soon-to-be brother-in-law.
Based on Match Point.
8. Beauty and the Beast
Plot: While in her little town, a nostalgic bookworm finds herself mysteriously going back to the 1620s every day at midnight.
Based on Midnight in Paris.
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