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    24 Short, Stupid, But Hilariously Funny Jokes

    You're going to laugh, even if you don't want to.

    1. I used to be addicted to soap…

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    2. I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday…

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    3. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo…

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    4. You heard the rumour going around about butter?

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    5. Why did the man fall in the well?

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    6. RIP boiling water…

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    7. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet…

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    8. What's a foot long and slippery?

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    9. I always have the temptation to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight…

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    10. Have you ever tried eating a clock?

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    11. What has four wheels and flies?

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    12. Why are ghosts terrible liars?

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    13. How do you make a net?

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    14. What's red and invisible?

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    15. Why couldn't the man find his map?

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    16. What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?

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    17. What is yellow and hurts like hell when it's in your eye?

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    18. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

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    19. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger…

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    20. Thanks for telling me the definition of the word many…

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    21. I bought a new boomerang…

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    22. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

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    23. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

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    24. Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?

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    H/t to this, this, and this Reddit thread.