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A Tribute To The Bisexual Masterpiece That Is "Thor: Ragnarok"

Revengers for life!

In honor of Pride Month, we should all take the time to recognize a film that was OBVIOUSLY made for bisexuals: Thor: Ragnarok.

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Sure, they cut the actual bisexual scene, but there's still no better film that appeals to my bisexual heart quite as much as Taika Waititi's ~cinematic masterpiece.~

First and foremost, Thor: Ragnarok is full of hot people.

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Honestly, I wouldn't even say no to Anthony Hopkins.

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie:

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Tessa dates men and women. Valkyrie dates men and women. CASE CLOSED.

I MEAN:

She’s bi. And yes, she cares very little about what men think of her. What a joy to play! https://t.co/d0LZKTHCfL

Chris Hemsworth as Thor (with long hair):

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Classic. (Also, MY GOD, those arms.)

Chris Hemsworth as Thor (with short hair):

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There's something for everyone!

Tom Hiddleston as Loki:

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He can play "Get Help" with me anytime.

Don't forget the suit:

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I...

Cate Blanchett as Hela

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Cate has been sexually awakening women for YEARS.

Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner

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THAT SALT AND PEPPER HAIR.

Idris Elba as Heimdall

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Protecting Asgard and looking mighty fine doing it.

Jeff Goldblum as The Grandmaster

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There's no confirmation that Jeff is bisexual IRL, but he is still somehow a bisexual icon. I don't make the rules.

Rachel House as Topaz

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More like TOPaz (I'm not even sorry).

Karl Urban as Skurge

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I'll be honest, Skurge is the only character who doesn't do it for me PERSONALLY, but Urban is a babe IRL and deserves a shoutout.

Let's not forget this moment:

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I need to lie down.

Or this:

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I'd betray Asgard for her.

In conclusion, Hulk's ass:

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HELLO.

Thank you and Happy Pride, Marvel fans!

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Don't @ me.

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