My roommate would baby talk on the phone with her family, and she told me her and her family have “naked parties” where they sit around their house in underwear or completely nude. She was a grade A weirdo. Our first month living together she stood by my bed and purposely sneezed…
He had these tiny thin fish lips and when he kissed me I felt like throwing up. One time he tried to kiss me with chapped lips and to “fix it” he licked his lips aka wet dead skin was hanging off his lips. It made my skin crawl so I just left and never spoke to him again.
My mom is a highschool counselor. We are still working on why eat my ass is not what happens when you fall. Clearly we have other work to add to the list.
In High School I was constantly places I shouldn’t have been, well a few years back I told my parents I was at the movies. I was really out with this guy driving around. We parked at these courts in a neighborhood that people go to make out and what not. Well it was a secret we were…
I had a coworker at my old job who told her boyfriend to hide in one of our dressing rooms and wait for her (we were really busy that day). No one knew, so I went to take clothes out of each dressing room and he was hiding behind the door, in the dark, and thought I was her. When…
I would turn on all the lights in my house and then go back to bed. My mom said I would sleepwalk with my eyes open. One time I ended up actually sleep crawling into my sisters room and woke up on her floor with half my body in her room and my feet in the hallway.
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