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A Definitive Ranking Of Disney Princesses

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12. Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

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We let her be our ruler because... Possibly one of the baddest bitches in Disney because she had a Prince she never even went on a date with risking his life to slay dragons.

She was less than royal because... SHE WAS ASLEEP THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

11. Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

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We let her be our ruler because... She could twerk it out with the best of them.

She was less than royal because... Who is really eating apples that CREEPY OLD WITCHES GIVE TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THO?

10. Cinderella (Cinderella)

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We let her be our ruler because... She was basically the Rihanna of the Disney game. She looked so flawless that her Fairy Godmother was BEGGING to style her in some glass slippers that SLAYED.

She was less than royal because... Girl, I know you were broke before the princess thing, but why are you letting mice make your clothes for you?

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9. Merida (Brave)

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We let her be our ruler because... You seen Merida with a bow and arrow? Katniss Everdeen who?

She was less than royal because... Poisoning your mother is kinda rude, yo.

8. Rapunzel (Tangled)

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We let her be our ruler because... She clearly went to the Kevin McAllister School of Defending Your Home From Random Strangers.

She was less than royal because... How much you spending on Herbal Essences in a single week, girl?

7. Pocahontas (Pocahontas)

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We let her be our ruler because... She could LITERALLY paint with ALL the colors of the wind. When will you ever, Picasso?!

She was less than royal because... Did she really jump under an axe for that basic conquistador white boy?

6. Elsa (Frozen)

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We let her be our ruler because... Elsa is basically one of the X-Men.

She was less than royal because... She's kind of boring... I mean, what was she honestly doing all day in that ice castle?

5. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

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We let her be our ruler because... Unlike most divas, this girl knows how to ACTUALLY read. As in books. Not throwing shade.

She was less than royal because... #STOCKHOLMSYNDROME

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4. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

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We let her be our ruler because... She didn't even need Prince Eric's money because she obviously was about to make a killing on Antiques Roadshow.

She was less than royal because... Who combs their hair with a fork? Ariel, come on now, you KNOW your sisters were not styling themselves with silverware!

3. Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)

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We let her be our ruler because... Bad bitch alert, Tiana is the only Disney princess ordering the Business Woman Special at lunch.

She was less than royal because... Even if he turned into Naveen eventually... you kissed a frog, Tiana.

2. Jasmine (Aladdin)

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We let her be our ruler because... She could give Mariah Carey a run for her money as Mistress of Shade.

She was less than royal because... This Lois Lane heffa couldn't tell that Prince Ali was really Aladdin?

1. Mulan (Mulan)

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We let her be our ruler because... Easily the most badass of all the Disney princesses. I mean, she cuts her own hair because who has the coins to be at the salon every week?

She was less than royal because... Obviously, you're gonna fall in love with a guy while you're pretending to be a guy. It's like she didn't even WATCH She's The Man.

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