19 Sex Toys That Actually Do What They Say They Will
"Gonna ride 'til you can't no more."
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1. A soft, realistic dildo with raised veins and a pointed head for all of your alone time activities. It even has a flared base to use with a strap-on.
2. A super quiet and smooth vibrator for when you really don't want to alarm your roommates but you have an...itch that really needs to be scratched.
3. A super reliable, dependable, and outright AMAZING Satisfyer Pro 2 to suck on your clit for you, simulating oral sex to keep you coming for hours, probably.
4. A wireless G-spot vibrator that'll hit all your hidden spots without you getting any wrist cramps once you find the right angle. Plus, the flared base means you can try out some anal shenanigans.
5. An adorable, yet effective butterfly kiss vibe with dual-action vibrations for your G-spot and clit to send you over the hill again, and again, and again.
6. A purple starter dildo made specifically for anal play, because lord knows you don't want to start too big and ruin those fantasies you had that made you wanna try it out in the first place.
7. A gold-finish metal dildo perfect for anal play, which means you can prep your butt for some mind-blowing penetration.
8. A super realistic feeling silicone vagina with special inner grooves to spice up your semi-regular fap time. Just be sure to lube this bad boy up before you use it.
9. A basic vibe (it kind of looks like a cactus) with a ridged texture to tickle all those sensitive nerves on your clit or in your vagina. Maybe try a little twirl, seems like it'll rock your world.
10. A wonder wand vibrator with added kegel balls, because you'd love to work on your inner muscle strength so that your orgasms can be out of this world.
11. A truly incredible Lelo Sona clit massager that'll use sonic pulses to really give you deep-ass waves of pleasure. Maybe Adele was singing about this the whole damn time!
12. A mini wand vibrator with over 20 vibration modes so you can change up the rhythm, because you need variety in all of your big O's.
13. A clit-sucking vibrator that'll also double as an insertable G-spot dildo, because some nights you want to get right to business, and other nights you wanna explore if you can get off multiple times through penetration. Versatility, babe.
14. A classic smooth vibrator for anyone who's just getting used to the idea of sex toys. The soft texture will feel good on your clit or inserted, plus you can use it in the shower, because things pop off when water is involved, okurr?
15. A bendable silicone vibrator so you'll be able to receive deep penetration while the 10 vibration settings will have your toes curling in pleasure.
16. A frenzy vibrator with a curved base and a textured clit-tickler to give you a dual dose of eye-rolling pleasure, because there's nothing like two different orgasms at one time, am I right?
17. An iconic rabbit vibrator so you can have both clitoral and vaginal stimulation, which means you'll be able to get to your peak faster and come...harder.
18. A luxury Satisfyer Haute Couture vibrator made with soft and cushy medical-grade silicone and structured leather to make you feel fancy while you're getting off.
19. And the legendary Magic Wand, because it's been everyone's favorite vibrator for 20 years now, and the sensations are so fucking good EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Lastly, for all that's good and pleasurable, use some fucking lube! It'll make sex with yourself (and others!!!) 10 times better!!!
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