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1. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
2. A wand thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.
3. A vibrating cock ring that's quiet and waterproof, for solo or couples' play rain or shine. You get it?!
4. A bullet vibrator so sleek and compact you'll want to take it with you everywhere you go (and tbh, there's no reason you shouldn't, orgasms are important).
5. An intense remote-control vibe that'll have you on the eggspress train to Climax Town in no time flat, you should time it, it'll be fun.
6. A rechargeable Magic Wand, which is about to make all your friends wonder why they never see you anymore — this upgraded version of the classic is cordless, quieter, and offers even more speeds. Whew child, the orgasms.
7. A toy with dual vibrating "ears" that's the perfect size for traveling and might make you never want to come home. Double the vibes for double the fun.
8. A clitoral vibe with 10 different settings and five intensities so you can hum and moan all night, since you love variety.
9. A super-elegant vibrator necklace for anyone who's a freak in the sheets and on the street. Exhibitionism say what?
10. A small but mighty vibe that's waterproof and will make for tons of discreet fun as it brings ~fingering~ to the next level.
11. A pair of underwear with a special area to hold a remote-controlled vibrator, for a *stimulating* experience in public that only you and your partner need to know about. Kinky.
12. A 10-speed bullet that proves multiple orgasms really do come in small packages, I mean, look how tiny!
13. A lifelike dildo vibe with a suction cup to let you free up your hands for other uses if so you desire, and you DO desire.
14. Or this powerful and cordless realistic-looking rabbit vibe that'll have you singing that classic K7 song all day long. Maybe you'll even see stars.
15. An anal vibrator with 12 settings, because your butt deserves to get in on the good vibes too. We love a little booty action!
16. A hands-free vibrator, which gives you the option to put your partner in control of taking you to the edge and beyond. You're trying something new!
17. An egg vibrator that'll make sure the finale to your private time is no yolk. Need I say more?
18. A G-spot vibrator with a twist base for multiple speeds, to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word "squirt."
19. A vibrating ring that's about to become your new favorite piece of bling — for the fraction of a price of some boring ol' hunk of metal. Penises deserve love and care!
20. And a stunning Lelo vibe that just might be the best investment for your sexual health you ever make, especially with its multiple speeds and functions!
21. A purple vibrator with amazing G-spot stimulation and dual motors so you can see stars.
22. A penis head vibrator that might look like your junk is about to get electrocuted, but trust me it'll feel good in a minute. People with penises deserve love, too.
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