1. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
2. A wand thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.
3. A vibrating cock ring that's quiet and waterproof, for solo or couples' play rain or shine. You get it?!
4. A bullet vibrator so sleek and compact you'll want to take it with you everywhere you go (and tbh, there's no reason you shouldn't, orgasms are important).
5. An intense remote-control vibe that'll have you on the eggspress train to Climax Town in no time flat, you should time it, it'll be fun.
6. A rechargeable Magic Wand, which is about to make all your friends wonder why they never see you anymore — this upgraded version of the classic is cordless, quieter, and offers even more speeds. Whew child, the orgasms.
7. An ergonomic Pom vibrator by Dame made from waterproof and flexible silicone so you (or a partner) can mold its body to yours.
8. A clitoral vibe with 10 different settings and five intensities so you can hum and moan all night, since you love variety.
9. A super-elegant vibrator necklace for anyone who's a freak in the sheets and on the street. Exhibitionism say what?
10. A small but mighty vibe that's waterproof and will make for tons of discreet fun as it brings ~fingering~ to the next level.
11. A pair of underwear with a special area to hold a remote-controlled vibrator, for a *stimulating* experience in public that only you and your partner need to know about. Kinky.
12. A mini Zip Vibe from Unbound because good things come in small packages, and this little number will definitely have you ~coming~ back for more.
Promising review: "This was my first vibrator I've ever purchased. I tend to have trouble with reaching orgasm, and so I wanted to buy something cheaper just to see if it'd be pleasurable for me. Long story short: the Zip was great! I definitely recommend this if you want something cute and quality." –Selina F.
Get it from Unbound for $20.
13. A lifelike dildo vibe with a suction cup to let you free up your hands for other uses if so you desire, and you DO desire.
14. A do-it-all rabbit vibe that's waterproof, rechargeable, has nine different settings, dual motors, and a warming sensation (just when you thought sex toys couldn't possibly have any more bells and whistles).
Promising review: "A surprising amount of power. Being able to control the two motors separately is great. You can get just the right strength targeted where you choose.
-Soft texture, no rough spots
-Easy to charge thanks to the USB charger
-Easy to clean
-Did I mention it's strong?
The wife loves this one. I think you will too." –Kevin C.
Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in two colors).
15. An anal vibrator with 12 settings, because your butt deserves to get in on the good vibes too. We love a little booty action!
16. A hands-free vibrator, which gives you the option to put your partner in control of taking you to the edge and beyond. ~Spread your wings~ and try something new!
17. A Bender vibe that you can easily adjust to hit *juuuuuust* the right spot, internally or externally. Just think, you'll never have to give your "a little to the left...okay now up...over to the right...aaaaand there" spiel ever again.
It's waterproof, has 10 speeds, and charges with a magnetic USB charger.
Promising review: "I never write reviews for products. I'm not very good at it, so I'm attaching a text message I sent to my best friend after using this: 'I got a new vibrator and HOLY SHIT. First of all it’s tiny. It’s quiet. It has 10 different vibration settings. You can bend it different ways so it hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time. And my dude. I don’t think anyone ever is going to make me as happy as this vibrator made me in literally two minutes. Best fucking purchase of my entire life. If you had a vagina I would buy one for you and ship it to your house so you can understand how fucking amazing this tiny dude is. It was $60, but I just saved myself probably $200 on random dates I won’t go on because this made me not only physically, but emotionally happy. In my 10 years of masturbating I HAVE NEVER felt fulfilled after one orgasm, until now. Dude. I can’t wait to do it again. 1000/10.'" —Caro
Get it from Unbound for $71 (available in two colors).
18. A G-spot vibrator with a twist base for multiple speeds, to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word "squirt."
19. A vibrating ring that's about to become your new favorite piece of bling — for the fraction of a price of some boring ol' hunk of metal.
20. And a stunning Lelo vibe that just might be the best investment for your sexual health you ever make, especially with its multiple speeds and functions!
21. A purple vibrator with amazing G-spot stimulation and dual motors so you can see stars.
22. An eggplant vibrator to hilariously combine your love of ~good vibes~ and the infamous eggplant emoji. As the kids say nowadays, this 🍆 will make you 💦. Poetic, I know.
23. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa AirVibe, an internal vibrator with an external suction component that's your one-way ticket to O Town.
Promising review: "I bought this hearing all the great reviews and I was eager to try it. I loved the packaging and the colors — beautifully made. Decided to use before my morning shower and get the day going. Once I pressed on, not even three minutes in, my eyes ROLLED, my knees BUCKLED, and I had to catch myself. I held in what could've been a loud scream! I managed to somehow get it off and laughed so hard because had I not, orgasms would've kept coming. This thing is powerful and magical!! Best purchase of my life." —DJ
Pre-order it from Bellesa Boutique for $99.
24. A penis head vibrator that might look like your junk is about to get electrocuted, but trust me it'll feel good in a minute. People with penises can get in on the vibes, too.
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