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    14 Quiet Vibrators That Are Still Powerful As Hell

    No more turning up The Office hoping it drowns out the sound of your vibrator. Not that I've...uhhhh...ever done that.

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    1. A vibrating cock ring that you'll want to be your silent third literally every time you bang.

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    Promising review: "My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It's a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it's USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It's waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn't delay the wearer's orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you're assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement." —Dani

    Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

    2. A Maude vibrator whose design is just as delicate and subtle as its noise level. It's 2019 — our orgasms can be ~aesthetic~ now.

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    This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.

    Promising review: "This wasn't my first vibe. Heck, it wasn't my tenth. We've owned many, from the low cheap ones to high-end expensive ones. No name $15 toys up to $180+ Lelos and Hitachis. The Maude is equal or better than the best of them. Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to 'Oh my God!' This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise. It has the quality and thoughtful design of the Lelos at a fifth of the price. I'd say it's the best value out there by a mile." —Karen S.

    Get it from Maude for $45.

    3. An Unbound Squish with customizable vibration patterns and an intensity level that rises the harder you squeeze. It's one of the most unique (and quietest!) toys on the market right now. Resist the urge to carry this around with you everywhere passing it off as a "fidget toy."

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    The Squish is 100% waterproof, USB rechargeable, phthalate-free, made of medical grade silicone, and has a one-year warranty.

    Promising review: "This was my first ever vibrator experience and thank god it was! The squish is so cute and fun and the record mode BLEW MY MIND — it's so fun to have an ever-changing rhythm that I set. Also it's sooo quiet. Like I can hardly hear it sometimes. That was important to me bc y'know, privacy is cute." —L.

    Get it from Unbound for $99.

    4. The literal crowd pleasing Satisfier Pro 2, an air pulsator toy whose minimal noise is nothing that can't be covered up by the sound of a shower.

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    The Satisfier is fully waterproof, rechargeable, and has 11 different sucking modes.

    Promising review: "YOU GUYS. This thing is NOT messing around. It is quiet, small, and way too powerful for its own good. The magnetic charger is also really cool! It seriously gets the job done fast, if you want it to. It leads to a deeper set orgasm that's kind of like a full body one! Definitely happy I bought this. So, so, so happy!" —Katharine

    Get it from Amazon for $49.54.

    For more on this incredible vibe, check out "This Sex Toy Sucks In All The Right Places And People Truly Swear By It."

    5. A hushed vibrating dildo for when you need to ~scratch that itch~ and don't want to alert the whole neighborhood.

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    This toy is made of medical grade silicone, waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has nine vibration modes.

    Promising review: "My girlfriend and I love this toy! It’s extremely powerful and easy to hold. The tail end of it is an unusual shape, but we found that it’s extremely comfortable to rest your finger against and allows both partners to grip the toy easily in a variety of positions. The on/off switch is located in a good position and because you have to hold it down for three seconds to start the toy, you are unlikely to accidentally turn it on. The toy holds its charge really well and can easily be used for extended periods of time without needing to be recharged. It’s quiet enough that it can be used discretely — nobody can hear it, even if they are in adjoining rooms." —Griffin93

    Get it from Amazon for $21.69 (available in two colors).

    6. A Bender vibe that you can adjust to hit *juuuuuust* the right spot, internally or externally. You can even straighten it out and use it like a microphone to sing "I'm So Excited" after you cum, wow, the versatility!

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    It's waterproof, has 10 speeds, and charges with a magnetic USB charger.

    Promising review: "I never write reviews for products. I'm not very good at it, so I'm attaching a text message I sent to my best friend after using this: 'I got a new vibrator and HOLY SHIT. First of all it’s tiny. It’s quiet. It has 10 different vibration settings. You can bend it different ways so it hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time. And my dude. I don’t think anyone ever is going to make me as happy as this vibrator made me in literally two minutes. Best fucking purchase of my entire life. If you had a vagina I would buy one for you and ship it to your house so you can understand how fucking amazing this tiny dude is. It was $60, but I just saved myself probably $200 on random dates I won’t go on because this made me not only physically, but emotionally happy. In my 10 years of masturbating I HAVE NEVER felt fulfilled after one orgasm, until now. Dude. I can’t wait to do it again. 1000/10.'" —Caro

    Get it from Unbound for $59.

    7. A curved vibe perfectly contoured for solo use or to fit between you and your partner. Now you can make the joke "I feel like there's something between us," while gesturing to the quiet vibe every time you have sex with it. You can have that one for free, you're welcome.

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    The vibe is rechargeable and curves to your body, making it perfect for solo or partnered use.

    Promising review: "The product is exactly as specified. Totally quiet even with such powerful vibrations. There are different modes that can be changed as needed, and the shape is perfect for different uses. The battery life is superb as it has lasted longer on a single charge. Overall, I'm highly satisfied with the quality of the build and functions. Highly recommend to anyone looking for a vibrator." —N. C.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99+ (available in two colors).

    8. The Lelo Mona 2 that is powerful yet ~whisper quiet~, so you don't have to tell you roommates a weird lie about how your room is full of bees every time you masturbate.

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    The Mona 2 has six different vibration modes, lasts for four hours on a single charge, is fully waterproof, and made with high quality body-safe silicone and ABS plastic, which are both latex- and phthalate-free.

    Promising review: "I was immediately impressed with just how it felt in my hand when I opened the box: very sleek and soft. Even though it's solid, it doesn't feel hard like other plastic toys. It's difficult to describe. After immediately charging it, I was stunned with how high the vibration intensities get. It obviously doesn't get as intense as the Hitachi (which I actually call the jackhammer of vibrators given its intensity), but it was close enough to actually make me orgasm externally. This is huge for me! What a happy medium: it's strong enough to actually make me orgasm, but my clitoris doesn't feel like it just took a beating. And if anyone else out there has ever used a Hitachi, the very quiet sound this toy makes a world of difference! Now my neighbors can't hear me through my thin apartment walls!" —Lynn Madison

    Get it from Amazon for $113.12 (available in three colors) or Lelo for $169 (available in three colors).

    9. A Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace for carrying around your favorite vibe where it belongs — close to your heart.

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    The vibrator is made of stainless steel and is nickel-free. It has four settings and is USB rechargeable.

    Promising review: "This is beautiful! It is sleek and has a bit of weight to it. The on/off button is discrete and it is SOOO quiet. The vibration is strong! Would definitely recommend! I plan on buying several for Xmas gifts!" —Robin

    Get it from Amazon for $69+ (available in three finishes).

    10. A We-Vibe Tango bullet that packs a mighty punch for being in such a tiny, noiseless package.

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    The Tango can go for two hours of play on a single charge, is 100% waterproof, and features eight vibration modes.

    Promising review: "WOW!!! This product is truly amazing. I had a cheaper vibrator before this one that doesn't even compare. This one is MUCH quieter and MUCH more powerful. HOLY sh**, I seriously almost peed myself. I came in two minutes tops and again two minutes later. The fourth setting (press the button four times) is incredible. I can tell this is a high quality vibe that will not disappoint. I wanted a small one that I could also use during sex that wouldn't be too loud or distracting for the guy. I think I found it! I also like how it's USB chargeable and not battery operated. I'm so glad I splurged on this!" —Virginia D. Green

    Get it from Amazon for $75.05+ (available in two colors).

    11. A wearable, dual motor G spot vibrator with a remote control to ~turn you on~ in a few different ways if ya know what I mean.

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    Use the remote control to choose from nine vibration modes. It's waterproof, made of medical grade silicone, is USB rechargeable.

    Promising review: "The vibrator is amazing. It has a vibration that is very strong and with the remote I can control it without getting out of position. The best part is it is very quiet. I was worried at first because it did seem loud, but I left it in my living room and walked to my master (which is not far) and you couldn't hear a thing! Perfect. The packaging was great and very discrete." —April Smith

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in two colors).

    12. A teeny-tiny micro bullet that won't give you away from being loud itself, but *might* just make you moan loud enough to accidentally let everyone know what you're up to. Can't blame the vibe this time!

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    The vibe has two speeds and literally ~heats up~ for some fun temperature play.

    Promising review: "'Oh my God!' is the first thing I want to say about this product, and that might be an understatement. Amazing, brilliant product that is so quiet just like its advertised — you just have to control yourself with all the pleasure this bullet gives you. And yes I would tell my friends, family, and anyone else who would ask that this really works. Buy it. No really, buy it, and see for yourself how strong this tiny little purple bullet is." —juniro

    Get it from Amazon for $11.49 (available in two colors).

    13. A vibrating butt plug so you can have some fun with anal play without forcing your butt to make a terrible buzzing noise. Your booty works hard and deserves so much more.

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    The massager has 10 vibrating patterns, and has a remote control. Spicy!

    Promising review: "This is such a quality product at a great price. The material is sturdy and has a nice seamless design. There’s a nice range of powerful vibrations that can easily be switched with the actual toy itself or the remote. The remote can control the device from a good range which makes this even better. It’s very quiet especially when inserted. I can’t recommend this company or the products enough!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    14. A tulip-shaped vibrator you'll barely be able to hear if you whistle "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" while it's in use. Yup, nothing going on in here. Just in my room whistling a totally normal song. Not covering anything up at all.

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    The tulip has ten patterns and five intensity levels. It's waterproof, silicone, and it's rechargeable battery lasts for two hours.

    Promising review: "This is definitely a great toy. My wife loved it. Very nice, sleek design and quiet enough to use when the kids are next door. Sweet Vibrations carries a lifetime warranty so no worries there. This one is nice and small as well easy to throw in a purse or even a coat pocket. But don’t let the size throw you off. It has plenty of power to do the job. Rechargeable, too." —murphy

    Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in four colors).

    Me @ all the loud sex toys ruining my good time:

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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