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1.A vibrating cock ring that you'll want to be your silent third literally every time you bang.
2.A Maude vibrator whose design is just as delicate and subtle as its noise level. It's 2019 — our orgasms can be ~aesthetic~ now.
3.An Unbound Squish with customizable vibration patterns and an intensity level that rises the harder you squeeze. It's one of the most unique (and quietest!) toys on the market right now. Resist the urge to carry this around with you everywhere passing it off as a "fidget toy."
4.The literal crowd pleasingSatisfier Pro 2, an air pulsator toy whose minimal noise is nothing that can't be covered up by the sound of a shower.
5.A hushed vibrating dildo for when you need to ~scratch that itch~ and don't want to alert the whole neighborhood.
6.A Bender vibe that you can adjust to hit *juuuuuust* the right spot, internally or externally. You can even straighten it out and use it like a microphone to sing "I'm So Excited" after you cum, wow, the versatility!
7.A curved vibe perfectly contoured for solo use or to fit between you and your partner. Now you can make the joke "I feel like there's something between us," while gesturing to the quiet vibe every time you have sex with it. You can have that one for free, you're welcome.
8.The Lelo Mona 2 that is powerful yet ~whisper quiet~, so you don't have to tell you roommates a weird lie about how your room is full of bees every time you masturbate.
10.A We-Vibe Tango bullet that packs a mighty punch for being in such a tiny, noiseless package.
11.A wearable, dual motor G spot vibrator with a remote control to ~turn you on~ in a few different ways if ya know what I mean.
12.A teeny-tiny micro bullet that won't give you away from being loud itself, but *might* just make you moan loud enough to accidentally let everyone know what you're up to. Can't blame the vibe this time!
13.A vibrating butt plug so you can have some fun with anal play without forcing your butt to make a terrible buzzing noise. Your booty works hard and deserves so much more.
14.A tulip-shaped vibrator you'll barely be able to hear if you whistle "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" while it's in use. Yup, nothing going on in here. Just in my room whistling a totally normal song. Not covering anything up at all.