This is more life advice than health. Don't wait for your life to feel perfect before you start enjoying it. So many people get caught up in finishing school and finding the perfect job and buying the perfect house and marrying the perfect person before they have the perfect children.…Â
My son had just learned to crawl. I was changing my 10 month old son's diaper in the morning (on the floor because he can't fall off of that) and as soon as I take it off and wipe his butt he rolls over and crawls to the hallway and takes a huge shit right in the middle of the carpet!…Â
When Dwight is teaching Michael how to deliver a baby.
Michael: "Why is it covered in butter?"
Dwight: "Newborns are slippery."
And when Jim tries to explain how Michael is related to Jan's baby.
Don't worry about every detail being "just right" on your wedding day. It's the little things that you will remember. Roll with the punches, Have a good time, and take lots of pictures!
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