You’re right, we’re sorry, it’s all very important and impressive. Especially the celebration, as you mention, of arranging a population of people into an immutable hierarchy and acting as if a) it’s all very righteous and important and b) GOD somehow gives a shit about all of this…
One good thing about growing up without money was that we had meat fairly seldom, so it was much easier to stop eating it when I grew up. My parents never, ever had things like Hamburger Helper or processed cheese in the house—they were both the parents of immigrants and found boxed…
It’s too stupid how they invoke God. What an absolute joke. A entire religion that was created solely so a psychopath could get a divorce, and here they are 500 years later, asking God to fill Camilla Parker Bowles with “princely virtues”. Can’t, won’t, shan’t.
I had never heard of Longaberger baskets and once drove past the Longaberger building during a random six week stay in Ohio, having no idea it was there or even existed. I legitimately thought I was hallucinating.
Don’t forget the relentless essential oil mf’ers—especially doTerra and Young Living. The whole essential oil MLM racket is especially infuriating, as the MLM sales model and the outrageous claims they make about the oils undercut the credibility of legitimate complementary therapies…
My parents weren’t Boomers, but I did love those fireworks, OMG. Buying fireworks at the stand in the grocery store parking lot was the best part of summer.
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