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How Misandrist Are You?

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  1. Have you ever...?

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    Walked by a man on the street and told him to "smile."
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    Thought about male genitalia and laughed.
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    Womansplained something, i.e., tried to explain something in a way a simple man might be able to understand.
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    Womansplained something you actually don’t even understand.
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    Talked about a man’s physical attributes in front of him as if he wasn’t there.
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    Thought “literally any woman would be better at this job than [specific man].”
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    Told a man to just “finish himself” after sex when you came first.
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    Referred to the male population as “the mens.”
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    Not seen a popular movie because the main character was male.
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    Dreamed about living in a matriarchal society.
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    Invented a time machine for the sole purpose of going backward/forward to a matriarchal society.
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    Trolled a men’s rights blog.
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    Removed all “men” from your vocabulary, (i.e., womyn, congressperson, etc).
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    Used the term “herstory.”
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    Referred to a semester as an “ovester.”
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    Staged a “Girlcott.”
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    Thought that seahorses totally have the right idea re: birth.
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    Thought that praying mantises totally have the right idea re: sex.
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    Dropped a tampon/pad/Diva Cup on the floor just to make surrounding men nervous.
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    Forced a man to bend over and pick up said feminine hygiene products, slapping his bottom and cackling the whole time.
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    Unfollowed/unfriended every man on Twitter/Facebook.
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    Never even followed men on Twitter to begin with.
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    Regularly use the hashtag #BanMen.
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    Not voted for a politician because his testosterone levels would totally affect his decision-making skills.
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    Cut a man’s hair off while he’s sleeping thus destroying his power.
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    Took government-sponsored birth control just to waste men’s tax dollars.
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    Had a boy baby and named it “Cassandra.”
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    Seen the movie “Teeth” more than once.
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    Seen the movie “Hard Candy” more than once.
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    Seen the movie “Enough” more than once and consider J.Lo your idol.
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    Admired Nancy Silberkleit (CEO of Archie Comics who referred to male subordinates as “Penis”)
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    Gone on a date with a man just for the free dinner.
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    Gone on a date with a man just for the sex.
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    Had a conversation with a man while only looking at his package.
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    Researched a cure for “toxic masculinity.”
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    Named a dude’s penis something ~embarrassing~.
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    ~Considered~ whether the male genitalia can be ~broken~ in half.
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    Referred to a man over the age of 18 as a “boy.”
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    Bellowed at two men to kiss each other because it would be “hot.”
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    Spread your legs so wide on public transit that nobody, especially a man, could sit next to you.
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    Publicly called out a man’s moose knuckle.
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    Asked a man WHEN he planned on having kids, not IF.
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    Told a man over 40 that he could probably still find a wife.
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    Asked a man if he would rather have a career or be a dad.
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    Told a guy he couldn’t get a raise because his testicles made him too emotional to trust.
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    Started a witch coven.
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    Cackled.
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    Kicked a dude’s ass.
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    Cast a spell on someone who has ever uttered the word “friend zone.”
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    Made a potion from male tears.
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    Yelled at a man to make you a sandwich.
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    Made a man a sandwich (literally turned him into a sandwich).
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    Made lipstick out of a man’s blood.
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    Complimented a man as surprisingly “articulate.”
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    Referred to a book that dealt largely with men’s issues as “dick lit.”
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    Referred to a movie that jacks off to men’s subjectivity as a “dick flick.”
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    Looked at a piece of trash and was reminded of a man.
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    Started watching "Game of Thrones" only after the new “All Men Must Die” ads.
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    Created an entire canon of art that only reflects the female gaze.
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    Maniacally whispered “no one cares” after a man expressed his opinion.
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    Talked over a man in a meeting, because what does he know, right?
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    Pixelated the nipples on a picture of a man to shield the world against their toxic sexuality.
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    Suggested someone was unhappy because they don’t have enough vagina in their life.
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    Structured an entire society around sexualizing men but also refusing to respect them as sexual agents.
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