1. This Boobs Song Happened
The opening segment was this song about how sometimes women are not wearing shirts in movies.
2. The Prospect of George Clooney Getting with Quvenzhané Wallis Was Discussed
Yes, it was a joke, but: She is 9 years old. NINE!
3. There Was a "Joke" About Domestic Violence

4. Jennifer Aniston Got Called a Stripper
5. Seth MacFarlane Made Fun of Women for Dieting

6. He Also Said "Zero Dark Thirty" Was Evidence That Women Are Difficult

7. And Then He Talked About the Kardashians Having Facial Hair

8. There Was this Questionable Joke About Jack Nicholson's House
