4.
On the 2017 British election result:
7.
On James Arthur's beef with One Direction:
12.
On Cheryl Cole getting her butt tattooed with roses:
14.
On Boris Johnson being named foreign secretary:
18.
On Donald Trump (II):
21.
On his sheer popularity:
24.
On the apocalyptic tendencies of 2017:
26.
On the festive season:
27.
On the 2008 financial crash: