hayleyj7

The year: 2005. The age: 17. I bought those socks at Claire's and wore them with that skirt more than once. This was "for fun" but don't for a second doubt that I thought I actually looked kind of good. This went on my MySpace and my Xanga.

That was probably a new pokemon

My favorite childhood drawing was made in a Lisa Frank journal. I drew Hey Arnold with a woman's body complete with vulgar cleavage and a ballgown. Honorable mention goes out to the drunk Easter Bunny with caption "Mom, the easter bunny's drunk again!"

Mick Was Here is about a boy who gets hit while riding his bike and dies. It's told from his sister's POV. I read it twice in a row because I just could not wrap my head around it. I can't remember the title of the other book that affected me, but it's a book from the 70s about… Read More

Rotisserie chkn is always there when you want to make delicious arepas but the thought of cooking chkn is too daunting.

I thought I could handle this. I worked childcare from 2008-2014. I once gave a gigantic 2 year old a bath in a sink because poop was everywhere. I took care of a special needs child who received an enema every Monday morning. I've watched a three year old get suspiciously still near… Read More

My dad made me learn to drive in a cemetary, too. It was traumatizing.

100% me. So low-maintenance I rarely put on makeup for work. Risky move for a high school teacher.

My bff does not want children and I support that choice. She's a terrible person and frankly if she had a child I'd have to raise it for her. I love her.

Dude knows how to get screen time.