19 Times Tumblr Perfectly Explained Not Wanting To Have Kids

    "I pulled the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my dildo."

    1. On disappointment:

    2. On selfishness:

    3. On knowing yourself:

    4. On cognitive dissonance:

    5. On contraceptives:

    6. On outdated expectations:

    7. On nosiness:

    8. On sympathy:

    9. On minding your own damn business:

    10. On pets:

    11. On correcting others:

    12. On finances:

    13. On marriage:

    14. On choice:

    15. On family reunions:

    16. On getting older:

    17. On electronics:

    18. On priorities:

    19. And on parenting goals: