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19 Times Tumblr Perfectly Explained Not Wanting To Have Kids

"I pulled the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my dildo."

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1. On disappointment:

2. On selfishness:

3. On knowing yourself:

4. On cognitive dissonance:

5. On contraceptives:

6. On outdated expectations:

7. On nosiness:

8. On sympathy:

9. On minding your own damn business:

10. On pets:

11. On correcting others:

12. On finances:

13. On marriage:

14. On choice:

15. On family reunions:

16. On getting older:

17. On electronics:

18. On priorities:

19. And on parenting goals:

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