1.
Not all poopy diapers are created equal.
2.
It's a good idea to take things slow.
3.
Sometimes poop can defy gravity.
4.
And sometimes it can't.
5.
There will be times when you AND your baby need a change.
6.
And times when you just can't believe what you're seeing.
7.
It's fine to throw away a onesie — even a cute one.
9.
Poop doesn't discriminate.
10.
Sometimes you will be scared to look.
11.
But you've just got to.
12.
How you doing? Just five left!
13.
You will definitely regret feeding them certain foods.
14.
You will need to do a lot of laundry.
15.
And break out the carpet cleaner.
16.
You will wonder how someone so cute can produce something so nasty.
17.
And sometimes you will need to perform an exorcism.
