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Stan culture is so embarrassing

Still haven’t been able to get to my mailbox. Also, #GoBills

Coachella hasn’t been about the music in a long time. It’s a content festival for influencers now.

When the pandemic started, I was the last person to get to okay to work from home because I’m the only person on my team without kids. They also expected me to take over a lot of my coworkers responsibilities to “help them out” 🙄

We had a temporary tattoo station. I bought a bunch of temporary tattoos from a couple of different Etsy sellers that looked like American traditional style tattoos and they were a huge hit. Even the elderly guests were doing it and a couple even gave themselves face tattoos.

I have a black lab/kelpie mix named Buckley and a blue heeler/mini pinscher mix named Tito

The bathroom is definitely important but I wouldn’t say it’s more important for me. If the bed is uncomfortable or the pillows suck I’m not going to be able to sleep which will make me grumpier then the water pressure being too low

I didn’t have to parallel park when I took my test because we couldn’t find anywhere with cars parked on the road. Probably would have failed if I had to

Gordon Ramsay’s scrambled eggs are gross. I’ve tried them before and couldn’t finish them because they texture made me want to puke

9/10. Wish it told you the answers to what you got wrong 🤷‍♀️