Waddling like a penguin because your thighs are chafing.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

TL;DR: Lock your pets outside when you're getting it on.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Have you ever been walked in on, or watched by a concerned dog?

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Is your soul a spotted dick?

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Answer some questions and we'll make the decision for you.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Are you a valuable member of your pub quiz team?

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

There are 29,160 possible meal deal combinations at Sainsbury's. Choose wisely.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Vaginas: They're just like us.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Is it better to have a few close friends, or loads of them?

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Trust your sninstincts (snail instincts).

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Hope you didn't have plans.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

You secretly loved homework.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Daydreaming about holidays is the best form of procrastination.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

It's not true love if you haven't sent a toilet Snapchat.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Because we really haven't had enough elections lately.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Things would be a bit less whimsical.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Do you barbeque like a teenager, or a middle-aged person?

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

You may be stressed about exams, but at least there are loads of flowers!

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

"Mondays, amirite?" – A person whose job it is to shovel human shit

Hannah Jewell • One year ago

Mmmm toast.

Hannah Jewell • One year ago