1. When she gave actually motivational reasons to exercise:
I'm always stretching...just in case I'm needed for the Olympics...or a local dance battle x
2. When she summed up the only reason you leave the house on the weekend:
I hate when there's nothing to watch on TV...it makes me wanna get up and do something productive...
3. When she summed up how you feel when Netflix won't stop buffering:
When the cable TV stops working, so does my niceness x
4. When she just put everything into perspective:
I just found out I'm allergic to dogs and cats..thank god not unicorns or koalas...
5. When she summed up what every woman wants to say to her boobs:
Hey boobs, don't sweat it! x
6. When she showed you you aren't alone:
Just so we're all clear: I didn't get out of pajamas all day today…BUT I did walk to the fridge eight times x
7. When she finally spoke out about how much of a workout blow drying is:
Who can train for a marathon? I'm currently training to be able to blow dry AND straighten my own hair without having to take a break x
8. When she told the world her greatest fear:
The scariest thing at 4am in the morning is: the fitted sheet on your bed coming off one corner and hitting you smack in the face!
9. When she acknowledged all achievements, big and small:
Only burnt 1 tit with our illegal fireworks display x
10. When she never missed an opportunity for a pun:
In da cub x
11. When she managed the impossible:
I don't know how, but I just strained my thumb eating an ice cream sandwich x
12. When she said what we were all thinking when we watch those programs:
Is it weird that I wanna go on SURVIVOR just as an experiment to see how much weight I would lose without access to Ben & Jerry's??
13. When she asked Justin Bieber out in the best way possible:
Note to all girls: if you get a date confirmation in writing it's a legal document & that promise must be fulfilled
No, really.
@RebelWilson @KellyOsbourne and thanks for the note
14. When she set realistic goals for herself:
Things I've already achieved in 2016: not washing my hair for a week #skills
15. When she rightly said that she should totally be in the Victoria's Secret fashion show:
OMG can't wait to see me in the Victoria's Secret Fashion show tonight...WAIT...I'm not in it??? Whaaaat? But I'm a total ANGEL!!!!!!
16. When she showed you that you don't need a spoon:
I'm eating straight cream using my finger as a spoon...I think I've reached a new jet lag low X
17. When she claimed to have totally made out with Harry Styles:
Check us on ELLEN tomorrow...does this mean T Swift & I are now officially "spit sisters" X
18. When she failed in ways you didn't even know were possible, and still made it work:
At least once a week I walk out the door with a piece of clothing on inside-out. Today it was the bra x
19. When she had all her priorities in the right order:
I totally slutted it up for my new passport photo x
20. When she finally spoke out about the hardest part of going to work:
I really do put my health on the line for comedy! I had to wear the bra all day x
21. When she summed up humanity:
If you want to turn feral, it's easy, just spend more than 5 minutes at a water park in Summer x
22. When she didn't miss out on an opportunity to be a businesswoman:
I feel like Burger King should make me their new spokesperson X
23. When she spoke out about this very real fear we've all had:
Just had that terrible feeling when you wake up to see a lip pimple but for a second think, "oh no, how did I get Herpes?" #lipzitlucky
24. When she knew what she wanted:
I saw a sign that just said NUTELLA with an arrow. So I followed it.
25. When she cared about the little things:
I don't put body lotion on until after I've weighed myself coz I feel like that could make a huge difference...
26. When she wrote the perfect internet dating profile:
If I had an internet dating profile it'd probably say: LIKES: Lasagna, Theme Parks, Movies DISLIKES: Sweat mustaches...WAIT internet dating
27. When she even got undressed like a BOSS:
I never bend down to take off my underwear. I do this little kick-ball-change move to flick the undies up & then I catch them like a BOSS!
28. When she made sure her clothing line had something for everyone:
Yep, I'm bringing out a clothing line in November! #RebelforTorrid & if you're too skinny for it, you can buy the bag
29. When she was just like us:
I'm not too famous to eat crumbs off my chest x