Twitter has been around for the last decade, so here are the tweets most likely to make you chuckle and say, "That's good."
No one asked for this, but you're welcome.
"I was trying to be sexy there, but I just kept cracking up."
It's totally accurate.
"There is little good-looking about a pregnant woman."
Get in the holiday spirit!
My heart just grew two sizes :')
"You know a woman needs to orgasm in order to have babies, right?"
It's scary accurate.
It gets progressively harder!
"Lizzo carried my bank account to the AMAs."
WE LOVE A QUEEN IN GREEN!
"For me, the most relatable character in Pride and Prejudice is Charlotte’s little brother who declares that, were he as rich as Mr. Darcy, he would buy many dogs and turn to alcoholism."
Get your block of frozen ice cream away from me.
Green bean casserole with fresh green beans or canned green beans?
Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% THAT RICH.
So many great books!
"Fun fact: The most powerful person in any family is the person who tells the other family members what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner."
*Sheds some happy tears.*