Hot sauce packets EVERYWHERE.
Reuben, Cuban, French dip — what's yours?
Local Facebook parenting groups = FREE donations.
Only real Harry Potter fans will make it to the very end.
50 different meals for 50 different states.
"[She] rolls her eyes. I think her breasts roll in synch with them. Girls' breasts are so amazing."
"I will be rich again. I will rise up."
"I opened up to Taylor Swift and told her how much her music has helped me. She proceeded to call me an angel, but then really listened and talked to me about my anxiety."
2019 has blessed us with some wonderful summer reads.
By the time Karamo found out about the reboot, the auditions had already closed.
"The groom’s mom got so drunk she peed herself and yelled, 'OH MY GOD! I’m peeing, guys!' as she was peeing in her chair."
"If you're fine then don't ever cough that loud again."
On campus events sometimes mean free food.