"Ladies, you must never date anyone who hates libraries, has a portrait of himself that grows older while he stays young, or eats five dozen eggs and is the size of a barge."
Could I get a natural glow with a fake tan without looking orange???
WE MADE THE TWITTER FAMOUS BANANA BREAD!!
FLAMIN' HOT CHIPOTLE WINGS.
To text, or not to text.
#SouthsideSerpents
Long live Peter K.'s brownies, which can easily be cut into squares.
SPOOKY.
"You'll regret it."
Cozy book weather is almost here!
"How to apply mascara: Pull wand from tube. Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life."
Is it possible to cook up a healthy, delicious breakfast from Pinterest in five minutes or less?
WTF.
WTF?!
"[First date] Are you mad at me?"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.
It's not delivery, it's Oprah.
All of them are magical, of course.
“Follow your nose, it always knows…but then listen to your teeth.”
