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Have you popped each other's butt pimples?

Tell Us How Many Gross Couple Things You've Done And We'll Guess How Long You've Been In A Relationship

CHECK THE FOLLOWING GROSS MILESTONES YOU'VE EXPERIENCED WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

So you've only done one or two of these things in front of your significant other, so we're predicting this is a \*NEW\* relationship — less than two months, to be exact! You haven't yet showed your ~gross~ side, and that's OK! Some things can be kept a mystery, you know? Maybe one day, but today is not that day for you.

Less than two months!

You've checked off some of these gross couple milestones, but only a few! We're guessing you've only been in your relationship for four to six months. It's still shiny and NEW.

4–6 months!

You've done quite a few of these gross couple things, but we're not convinced you've reached a full year of coupledom. Either that, or you're a bit more reserved — and that's OK, too! Your significant other doesn't have to know EVERY gross thing about you. You can let those things remain a ~mystery~.

Six to eight months!

You've done some of these gross couple things, so we're guessing you've been together for nine months to a year! Boundaries? Please! You and your significant other have a closeness that you wouldn't give up for the world!

Nine months to a year!

You've done about half of these gross couple things, so we're convinced you've been together a year! Whether it's providing a glass of water after a particularly bad hangover or getting a whiff of each other's stinky feet, you've experienced that CLOSENESS. You're in it to win it, baby.

At least a year!

You've done a good amount of these gross couple things, so we're betting you've been together a SOLID two years. There's nothing shameful about putting it all out there. Honestly, it only brings you guys closer!

Two years!

You and your boo are incredibly close, so we're sure you've been ~an item~ for at LEAST three or four years. You've checked off a lot of particularly gross milestones, but it's all out of love. Who else could put up with your slightly rank morning breath, really?

Between three and four years!

You and your significant other have learned the true meaning of ~closeness~, so we're POSITIVE you've either been together five or six years. You've been there for each other through unfortunate barfings to smelly farts. THERE'S NOTHING MUCH MORE YOU CAN HIDE.

Between five and six years!

You've reached most of these ~slightly gross~ couple milestones, and we're guessing you've been together seven years (or longer!) Either that, or you become REAL close REAL fast. There's no pimple that goes un-popped or poo that goes un-talked about. With you guys, it's nearly 100% transparency — and it really shows how close you both are! Congrats!

Over seven years!

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