Eaten sloppy, messy food in front of each other without caring if you looked like a slob.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedWore dirty, ratty, or stained underwear in front of each other.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedCuddled with them even if they were really smelly or really sick.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedBurped in front of each other.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedDid a really stinky poo in their bathroom.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSeen them in the worst hungover state.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedDid something in bed that was ~slightly gross~.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedPopped some gnarly zits for each other.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedFarted in front of each other.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedHelped them out with a really gnarly ingrown hair situation.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedTweezed each other's odd hairs.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedGone into great detail to explain the amazing poo you just had.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSeen each other projectile vomit.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedStraight-up watched each other take a dump.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeedCarried on conversations with each other while peeing/pooing/bathing.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedUsed really gross pet names that you made up.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSaved each other by barging in the bathroom to bring a towel or toilet paper.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedMade them feel a prickly, unshaven part of your body for fun.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSlid your feet or hands down each other's pants for warmth.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSmelt each other's rank morning breath.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSmelt each other's rancid feet after a long day.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedInspected each other's rashes, acne, and funguses.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedUsed each other's bathwater after the other person was finished.Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedSpent at least 24 hours with them unshowered in your rattiest sweats.Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Tell Us How Many Gross Couple Things You've Done And We'll Guess How Long You've Been In A Relationship
So you've only done one or two of these things in front of your significant other, so we're predicting this is a *NEW* relationship — less than two months, to be exact! You haven't yet showed your ~gross~ side, and that's OK! Some things can be kept a mystery, you know? Maybe one day, but today is not that day for you.
You've checked off some of these gross couple milestones, but only a few! We're guessing you've only been in your relationship for four to six months. It's still shiny and NEW.
You've done quite a few of these gross couple things, but we're not convinced you've reached a full year of coupledom. Either that, or you're a bit more reserved — and that's OK, too! Your significant other doesn't have to know EVERY gross thing about you. You can let those things remain a ~mystery~.
You've done some of these gross couple things, so we're guessing you've been together for nine months to a year! Boundaries? Please! You and your significant other have a closeness that you wouldn't give up for the world!
You've done about half of these gross couple things, so we're convinced you've been together a year! Whether it's providing a glass of water after a particularly bad hangover or getting a whiff of each other's stinky feet, you've experienced that CLOSENESS. You're in it to win it, baby.
You've done a good amount of these gross couple things, so we're betting you've been together a SOLID two years. There's nothing shameful about putting it all out there. Honestly, it only brings you guys closer!
You and your boo are incredibly close, so we're sure you've been ~an item~ for at LEAST three or four years. You've checked off a lot of particularly gross milestones, but it's all out of love. Who else could put up with your slightly rank morning breath, really?
You and your significant other have learned the true meaning of ~closeness~, so we're POSITIVE you've either been together five or six years. You've been there for each other through unfortunate barfings to smelly farts. THERE'S NOTHING MUCH MORE YOU CAN HIDE.
You've reached most of these ~slightly gross~ couple milestones, and we're guessing you've been together seven years (or longer!) Either that, or you become REAL close REAL fast. There's no pimple that goes un-popped or poo that goes un-talked about. With you guys, it's nearly 100% transparency — and it really shows how close you both are! Congrats!