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Tell Us How Many Gross Couple Things You've Done And We'll Guess How Long You've Been In A Relationship

Have you popped each other's butt pimples?

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  1. Eaten sloppy, messy food in front of each other without caring if you looked like a slob.
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    Eaten sloppy, messy food in front of each other without caring if you looked like a slob.
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    Wore dirty, ratty, or stained underwear in front of each other.
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    Wore dirty, ratty, or stained underwear in front of each other.
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    Cuddled with them even if they were really smelly or really sick.
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    Cuddled with them even if they were really smelly or really sick.
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    Burped in front of each other.
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    Burped in front of each other.
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    Did a really stinky poo in their bathroom.
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    Did a really stinky poo in their bathroom.
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    Seen them in the worst hungover state.
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    Seen them in the worst hungover state.
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    Did something in bed that was ~slightly gross~.
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    Did something in bed that was ~slightly gross~.
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    Popped some gnarly zits for each other.
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    Popped some gnarly zits for each other.
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    Farted in front of each other.
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    Farted in front of each other.
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    Helped them out with a really gnarly ingrown hair situation.
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    Helped them out with a really gnarly ingrown hair situation.
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    Tweezed each other's odd hairs.
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    Tweezed each other's odd hairs.
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    Gone into great detail to explain the amazing poo you just had.
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    Gone into great detail to explain the amazing poo you just had.
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    Seen each other projectile vomit.
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    Seen each other projectile vomit.
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    Straight-up watched each other take a dump.
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    Straight-up watched each other take a dump.
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    Carried on conversations with each other while peeing/pooing/bathing.
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    Carried on conversations with each other while peeing/pooing/bathing.
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    Used really gross pet names that you made up.
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    Used really gross pet names that you made up.
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    Saved each other by barging in the bathroom to bring a towel or toilet paper.
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    Saved each other by barging in the bathroom to bring a towel or toilet paper.
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    Made them feel a prickly, unshaven part of your body for fun.
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    Made them feel a prickly, unshaven part of your body for fun.
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    Slid your feet or hands down each other's pants for warmth.
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    Slid your feet or hands down each other's pants for warmth.
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    Smelt each other's rank morning breath.
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    Smelt each other's rank morning breath.
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    Smelt each other's rancid feet after a long day.
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    Smelt each other's rancid feet after a long day.
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    Inspected each other's rashes, acne, and funguses.
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    Inspected each other's rashes, acne, and funguses.
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    Used each other's bathwater after the other person was finished.
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    Used each other's bathwater after the other person was finished.
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    Spent at least 24 hours with them unshowered in your rattiest sweats.
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    Spent at least 24 hours with them unshowered in your rattiest sweats.
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Tell Us How Many Gross Couple Things You've Done And We'll Guess How Long You've Been In A Relationship

So you've only done one or two of these things in front of your significant other, so we're predicting this is a *NEW* relationship — less than two months, to be exact! You haven't yet showed your ~gross~ side, and that's OK! Some things can be kept a mystery, you know? Maybe one day, but today is not that day for you.

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You've checked off some of these gross couple milestones, but only a few! We're guessing you've only been in your relationship for four to six months. It's still shiny and NEW.

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You've done quite a few of these gross couple things, but we're not convinced you've reached a full year of coupledom. Either that, or you're a bit more reserved — and that's OK, too! Your significant other doesn't have to know EVERY gross thing about you. You can let those things remain a ~mystery~.

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You've done some of these gross couple things, so we're guessing you've been together for nine months to a year! Boundaries? Please! You and your significant other have a closeness that you wouldn't give up for the world!

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You've done about half of these gross couple things, so we're convinced you've been together a year! Whether it's providing a glass of water after a particularly bad hangover or getting a whiff of each other's stinky feet, you've experienced that CLOSENESS. You're in it to win it, baby.

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You've done a good amount of these gross couple things, so we're betting you've been together a SOLID two years. There's nothing shameful about putting it all out there. Honestly, it only brings you guys closer!

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You and your boo are incredibly close, so we're sure you've been ~an item~ for at LEAST three or four years. You've checked off a lot of particularly gross milestones, but it's all out of love. Who else could put up with your slightly rank morning breath, really?

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You and your significant other have learned the true meaning of ~closeness~, so we're POSITIVE you've either been together five or six years. You've been there for each other through unfortunate barfings to smelly farts. THERE'S NOTHING MUCH MORE YOU CAN HIDE.

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You've reached most of these ~slightly gross~ couple milestones, and we're guessing you've been together seven years (or longer!) Either that, or you become REAL close REAL fast. There's no pimple that goes un-popped or poo that goes un-talked about. With you guys, it's nearly 100% transparency — and it really shows how close you both are! Congrats!

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