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Do You Have Shit Taste In Men?

Let's face it, a man in uniform is the only man you'll ever need.

Men in uniform or men in suits?

Glasses, duh. One word: intellectual.

Men with glasses or no glasses?

Tattoos! This pretty much means it's a creative man with a big heart.

Men with or without tattoos?

ARMS — to wrap you up in. ;)

Arms or ass?

If you didn't pick English, you're only fooling yourself. It's sexy as hell.

English accent or Southern accent?

ROLLED, DUH. Gotta love a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Men who roll their sleeves or who leave them unrolled?

Look, too many emojis can come off as overwhelming and nobody needs that in their life.

Texting you with emojis or no emojis?

A kiss on the forehead is cute and sentimental, but a kiss on the cheek is something your grandma does.

Kiss on cheek or kiss on forehead?

There's something edgy and cool AF about a man with piercings.

Piercings or no piercings?

OBVIOUSLY BOXER BRIEFS. If you have to ask why, just leave.

Boxer briefs or briefs?

Babe...because calling you baby is just weird.

Calling you "babe" or "baby"?

V-neck is just weird. We don't have another reason. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

T-shirt or V-neck?

Listen, medium-well is just classier.

A man who orders medium-well or who orders well-done?

Look, these are both awful. But the sports bar is the lesser of two evils.

A guy who hangs out at a club or sports bar?

Haha, obviously! Everyone LIES when they text "LOL." Are you \*really\* laughing out loud?

Texting you "haha" or "LOL"?

The waist is more intimate and comfortable. Who wants to be near someone's armpit?

Hand around your waist or your shoulders?

Sorry, it's true. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them. Life is too short to date trash men. Dump them and move on to bigger and better things. They're waiting with open arms.

You have shit taste in men.

Congratulations, you have great taste in men. It can be rare, but you know a good gem when you see one. So hold tight to your man or be on the lookout for the dadbod of your dreams — chances are he's right around the corner.

You have great taste in men.

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Do You Have Shit Taste In Men?

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