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The one time I brought Don't F**k With Cats up with friends they responded as if I was the killer. It is profoundly disturbing. But the real subject isn't the assh*le who did the crimes but the brave and persistent people who tracked a criminal down and brought him to justice. It's… Read More

The flashier the trailer, the worse the movie. The more often you see the trailer, the worse the movie. These are known as the Suicide Squad rules.

Buzzfeed posted the pic. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

In the grocery store I saw the cutest little girl singing "It's gettin' hot in herre, I put on all my clothes..." It's twenty years later and I'm still impressed at the parenting hat trick that mom pulled off.

Creep for The Social Network.

Silencers on guns are completely effective. Guns are really loud, messy and ugly. The smoke and smell linger.

Tara, a quizzical look on her face, doesn't know she's been shot. Her last words to Willow are "Your blouse," almost whispered as her head tilts to one side and falls to the ground. Willow, splattered with Tara's blood, looks on while horror and grief rise into her face.

Holy bad typing! I meant to say three dollars, not three hundred dollars.

I use generic denture cleaning tablets to clean my metal thermos. They're $300 for fifty tablets and they work great.

But she talked about how much they wanted her to be the real Mary Poppins and how much they loved being on set.