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We ate so much great food in Athens but the best part of the trip was the food tour! We had spanakopita from a tiny, family run bakery, did an olive oil tasting and had a meze board, followed by real Greek yoghurt at a deli in one of the smaller neighbourhoods, tried incredible lukumades… Read More

Every time someone has a birthday cake, we have to slide an empty matchbox sleeve over the knife handle and shout "eek" when we cut into the cake. You have to cut the first slice with the back of the knife. It's actually quite a dangerous tradition now that I see it written down.… Read More

Break your day into ten minute chunks. You can't control everything but you can control the next ten minutes. It helps enormously.

Lie to me! It stopped before they even finished the final series! Devastated!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE2LgEIhCct/?igshid=1ped3l9ggg9ou My cat is the best cat.

A sixty nine is not fun. The novelty wears off really quickly when you're suffocating under a ballsack and completely incapable of reaching orgasm because you're too busy concentrating on the task at hand. 0/10 would not recommend.

The Girl on the Train! I was so disappointed with how it was executed and the film barely made any sense in comparison to the book.

I was having a very drunken spontaneous threesome with a girl from college and her dom after sharing our favourite pornos over a few bottles. We were going for it, clothes had flown across the side of the room and butts had been spanked raw. All was well until we ended up tangled… Read More

I'd liked to have been warned that they can go off at ANY time.