12. Matthew Perry lost part of his middle finger after shutting it in a door.
17. The Wendy’s logo seems to spell out “Mom” in the collar, although the company insists this is unintentional.
25. One of David Bowie’s eyes is permanently dilated.
27. And finally, the only reason you exist is because your sweet, adorable grandparents did the nasty.
- Trump may have initially blamed Democrats for Friday's failed health care bill but it took only 2 days for him to start blaming Republicans, too.
- A vandal allegedly smashed glass, overturned benches, and tossed a Bible inside a Colorado mosque early Sunday morning.
- United Airlines stopped 3 girls from flying because they were wearing leggings. The rule applies to travelers on "company benefit travel."
- "Orange Is The New Black" actor Samira Wiley and writer Lauren Morelli officially tied the knot in Palm Springs 🌴