The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Baby Carrots

EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

Ever wonder how those cute lil’ baby carrots are made?

Wonder no longer! Producepedia has a very informative video on it. Let’s watch:

First, carrots are harvested from the farm.

Then, they’re sorted by a machine. Wait —

— uh, these are full-size carrots WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT THEY JUST CHOPPED NORMAL CARROTS IN HALF

Now they’re just peeling the 2” carrot stumps. Everything in life is a lie.

Now someone is sorting out the “duds.” How can this person work so fast? This is really stressing me out to watch.

Then the FAKE baby carrots are sorted. Fake, faker, fakest? Probably because they’re FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Ugh, here’s your bag of LIES. LIES LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO BAG CARROTS.

Here’s the full life-ruining video:

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