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1. A faux fur throw blanket that'll insist you stay on the couch and binge Netflix yet another day. Don't you dare refuse.
2. A cotton weave blanket so your bed will feel *extra* hard to leave — I guess this will be where we live now. Sorry, work!
3. A luxuriously soft faux fur blanket, because this'll convince even the pickiest of cats to cuddle with you. FINALLY. Now just don't move a muscle....
4. A plaid fleece blanket for having a secret weapon against bitterly cold winters — this + just never leaving the house. That's it.
5. A super chunky wool-knit blanket that'll make the most impressive bed fort you've ever seen. Is anyone invited to join? ...No.
6. A textured fleece throw so you can have your very own cuddle buddy that doesn't need to be shared. Everyone BACK OFF. *Rolls into burrito.*
7. A fringed woven jacquard blanket, because now people will have an explanation for where you've been for the past month: on your couch. With this. And that's where you'll be for the next month, too.
8. A cotton down blanket for the ~ultimate~ warm bedding no amount of winter storm can penetrate. Especially when you close all the blinds and hide in your makeshift igloo.
9. A cotton cable knit blanket that'll not only become your new favorite reading buddy, but'll be an easy and quick update to your bedding decor. Win win.
10. A soft, plush throw blanket so you have something cozy to hide under while watching Lore. This will keep you safe, I PROMISE.
11. A faux fur throw blanket with fluffier than fluffy pom-poms, because this may be as close as we'll ever get to cuddling with penguins in our own home.
12. An animal-print fleece blanket for having something to tackle every night you enter your apartment. Yes, this is my idea of a wild night.
13. An extremely popular faux fur blanket that'll basically feel like a polar bear picking you up and snuggling you to sleep. Alas, I wish I was speaking from experience. Warning: your dogs will steal this.
14. A stylish fringed throw so you can add a touch of luxe to your old college couch. Is this what it feels like to be on Queer Eye?
15. A Marauder's Map blanket, because we solemnly swear we are up to no good, aka we're playing hooky and hiding under this all week.
16. A long-haired faux fur blanket for knowing what it *really* feels like to sleep in the lap of luxury. Might as well throw out the rest of your bedding while you're at it.
17. A chenille throw blanket that'll feel exactly like your favorite sweater except BIGGER and BETTER. Please share my excitement about this.
18. A textured knit throw so you feel like Martha Stewart herself as you stylishly lounge. Does Martha also eat a family-sized bag of chips in one sitting? Asking for a friend.
19. An extra-plush faux fur blanket with not one, but TWO super soft sides, because only the most serious nappers know you must be fully cuddled at all times.
20. A vintage-y patched blanket for instantly adding a welcome pop of color to your bedroom — which is always great since you spend 99.9% of your time in there.
21. An oversized furry blanket that'll be more than understanding if you want to shove your whole face into it. In fact, it'll be expected.
22. A printed fleece blanket so your passion for laying around never wilts. We wouldn't dream of it.
23. A black and white fleece blanket, because there are no gray areas about whether you should stay in tonight. OBVIOUSLY your new blanket needs you.
24. A rose-patterned throw blanket for what will truly be a romantic evening: you, this blanket, and 10,000 hours of Netflix. Beautiful.
25. A reversible waterproof blanket that'll protect your couch from fur (it's designed with your best friend in mind) AND will make your snuggle sessions extra cozy.
26. A textured cotton and wool blanket so your living room is suddenly worthy of being shown in the MOMA. You'd agree to be in an exhibit, but you two are too busy napping.
27. A down camping blanket, because spending the night outdoors is so not the time to wish you were warmer. This'll make you wonder if you should always sleep in the woods.
28. A luxurious faux fur blanket for being toastier than Jon Snow himself — except you can stay safely in your living room.
29. A plush velvet throw that'll give you a taste of what it must feel like to relax with Oprah money — or at least how I'd imagine.
30. A Christian Siriano faux fur blanket so your whole couch feels like a one-way ticket to a good night's sleep. Bed? Never heard of her.
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