1. When 50 Cent knew the perks of being rich:
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
2. When Dylan dragged Cole:
3. When Kris Jenner overshared:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
4. When Shaq was punny AF:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
5. When Nicki was out here asking the real questions:
ok boys, what's your ball size?
6. When Anna Kendrick got kicked out a movie theatre:
Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
7. When Danny Trejo wanted to give you some cake:
Who wants a piece? Of cake that is..
8. When John Cleese shared important information:
i am still alive
9. When Sarah Hyland clapped back:
10. When Cole Sprouse knew his roots:
A #Riverdale origin story
11. When Anna Kendrick was waiting on her sex tape release:
12. When Ryan Reynolds proved his parenting skills:
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
13. When Chrissy Teigen made a typo:
well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified
14. When Hillary Clinton dropped this immortal line:
15. When Kim Kardashian was hanging ten:
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
16. When Mindy Kaling got caught out:
The humiliations never stop. 😨
17. When Cher was too busy for this shit:
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
18. When Chrissy Teigen had this great response:
19. When Adele was just too relatable:
getting ready...
20. When Mindy Kaling summed up modern love:
Love means never having to say "hey, are we dating?"
21. When Camila Mendes made this plea:
just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes
22. When Kourtney Kardashian asked this important question:
Do ants have dicks?
23. When Barack Obama dropped his soundtrack of the summer:
Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to?
24. When Harry Styles celebrated his birthday:
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
25. When Martha Stewart didn't recognise Jonathan Cheban:
#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known
26. When Chris Pratt thought about snickerdoodles:
Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.
27. When Ellen wanted in on the Beyoncé pregnancy hype:
Me too!
28. When Katy Perry had standards:
I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge
29. When Anna Kendrick has this realisation:
Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
30. When Ryan Reynolds appreciated Blake Lively:
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife.
31. When Aubrey Plaza tried to booty call the President:
YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR
32. When Zara Larsson couldn't collaborate:
33. When J.K Rowling burned a troll:
Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.
34. When Justin Bieber had questions:
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
35. When Ryan Reynolds took a flight:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
36. When Mindy Kaling was the most relatable celeb of our time:
When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring