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36 Brutal, Weird, And Funny Celebrity Tweets To Make You Laugh

"Love means never having to say, 'Hey are we dating?'"

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1. When 50 Cent knew the perks of being rich:

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

2. When Dylan dragged Cole:

@colesprouse / Twitter / Via Twitter: @colesprouse

3. When Kris Jenner overshared:

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

4. When Shaq was punny AF:

How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

5. When Nicki was out here asking the real questions:

6. When Anna Kendrick got kicked out a movie theatre:

Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

7. When Danny Trejo wanted to give you some cake:

8. When John Cleese shared important information:

9. When Sarah Hyland clapped back:

@Sarah_Hyland / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Sarah_Hyland

10. When Cole Sprouse knew his roots:

11. When Anna Kendrick was waiting on her sex tape release:

@AnnaKendrick47 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @AnnaKendrick47

12. When Ryan Reynolds proved his parenting skills:

On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.

13. When Chrissy Teigen made a typo:

well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified

14. When Hillary Clinton dropped this immortal line:

@HillaryClinton / Twitter / Via Twitter: @HillaryClinton

15. When Kim Kardashian was hanging ten:

kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

16. When Mindy Kaling got caught out:

The humiliations never stop. 😨

17. When Cher was too busy for this shit:

@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

18. When Chrissy Teigen had this great response:

@chrissyteigen / Twitter / Via Twitter: @chrissyteigen

19. When Adele was just too relatable:

20. When Mindy Kaling summed up modern love:

Love means never having to say "hey, are we dating?"

21. When Camila Mendes made this plea:

just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes

22. When Kourtney Kardashian asked this important question:

23. When Barack Obama dropped his soundtrack of the summer:

Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to?

24. When Harry Styles celebrated his birthday:

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.

25. When Martha Stewart didn't recognise Jonathan Cheban:

#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known

26. When Chris Pratt thought about snickerdoodles:

Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.

27. When Ellen wanted in on the BeyoncĂŠ pregnancy hype:

28. When Katy Perry had standards:

I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

29. When Anna Kendrick has this realisation:

Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.

30. When Ryan Reynolds appreciated Blake Lively:

31. When Aubrey Plaza tried to booty call the President:

32. When Zara Larsson couldn't collaborate:

33. When J.K Rowling burned a troll:

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.

34. When Justin Bieber had questions:

Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

35. When Ryan Reynolds took a flight:

Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

36. When Mindy Kaling was the most relatable celeb of our time:

When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring