I grew up with vegan parents, so we never had milk in our house, and I LOVED MILK. The first time I went to my now-best friend's house in high school, he handed me a glass of milk without saying anything as soon as I walked in the door. I think I had probably mentioned the milk thing…Â
My high school was the Cherokee-Ravens/ the Ravokees/ the Cheravens???
We were the Cherokees but then the school board decided that that was offensive (which it was, tbh) so they changed it to the Ravens. But then the sports team kept being the Cherokees anyway? So Rooty the Raven…Â
Quadratic formula story (this one's long but always worked for me):
A negative boy (-b) couldn't decide whether or not ( /-) to go to the party because he was square (b^2). He missed out on 4 awesome chicks (-4ac) and it was all over before 2 am (*). Take all these pieces and you…Â
The first time I gave a blow job I had an asthma attack. I was 16 and my boyfriend was 17 and neither of us had our licenses yet, so we had to get his mom to drive us to urgent care because I didn't have my inhaler with me. When she asked what we were doing that caused the attack,…Â
I worked at a day camp that only had one road of access. One day the road was closed due to a fire so none of the parents could get to camp to pick up their kids. We were stuck there for 4 hours past check-out time with no power, no food, and unable to take the kids outside due to…Â
A tiny kid (who only spoke Mandarin) was in the bathroom for 30 minutes and wouldn't come out. Turns out he had clogged the toilet ... and I had to push it down with a stick :(
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