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    25 High School Mascots That'll Make You Say "Wait, What?"

    BUCKLE UP: They're all nightmare fuel.

    1. The Sugarbeeters (Chinook High School, Chinook, Montana)

    2. The Appleknockers (Cobden High School, Cobden, Illinois)

    3. The Awesome Blossoms (Blooming Prairie High School, Blooming Prairie, Minnesota)

    4. The Bombers (Richland High School, Richland, Washington)

    5. The Cornjerkers (Hoopeston Area High School, Hoopeston, Illinois)

    6. The Galloping Ghosts (Kaukauna High School, Kaukauna, Wisconsin)

    7. The Poca Dots (Poca High School, Poca, West Virginia)

    8. The Polo Marcos (Polo Community High School, Polo, Illinois)

    9. The Hoboes (Laurel Hill School, Laurel Hill, Florida)

    10. The Honkers (Yuba City High School, Yuba City, California)

    11. The Hot Dogs (Frankfort High School, Frankfort, Indiana)

    12. The Imps (Cary High School, Cary, North Carolina)

    13. The Kewpies (David Henry Hickman High School, Columbia, Missouri)

    My high school mascot was the Hickman Kewpie and there's not a photo of it online that isn't nightmarishly hilarious

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    ^ This guy wrote horror films like You're Next and The Guest. I WONDER WHERE HE GETS HIS INSPIRATION. No one really knows where this mascot came from, but one legend says that a school secretary put a Kewpie doll on the basketball court before tipoff and both teams managed to play the whole game without knocking it over. Hickman won, so they kept the doll as a good luck charm. What this legend probably leaves out is that it was a cursed doll and the secretary was a witch.

    14. The Kilties (Mt. Pleasant High School, Providence, Rhode Island)

    15. The Mighty Bunnies (Benson High School, Omaha, Nebraska)

    16. The Millionaires (Williamsport Area High School, Williamsport, Pennsylvania)

    17. The Nimrods (Watersmeet Township School, Watersmeet, Michigan)

    18. The Obezags (Key School, Annapolis, Maryland)

    19. The Orphans (Centralia High School, Centralia, Illinois)

    20. The Pretzels (New Berlin High School, New Berlin, Illinois)

    21. The Purple Pounders (Chattanooga Central High School, Harrison, Tennessee)

    22. The Spudders (Ridgefield High School, Ridgefield, Washington)

    23. The Winged Beavers (Avon Old Farms School, Avon, Connecticut)

    24. The Wooden Shoes (Teutopolis High School, Teutopolis, Illinois)

    25. The Zizzers (West Plains High School, West Plains, Missouri)