"How old are you? 10 outta 10 baby."

"You've got a great ass in that..."

— Stranger on an escalator (I was dressed as Black Widow).

I had one guy ask me if my boobs were real, to which I replied, "Yes… for the most part," then he goes, "Can I check… by feeling them?"

I was like "not absolutely not!"

"You look hot."

— (50 year-old guy to a 15-year-old girl.)

"Hey elf girl! You wanna be my smurf?"

"Put some milk on it!"

"Beauty, my beauty show me your teeth!"

"Tight little ass."

"Hehehehehehe..."

"What's underneath that?"

"Princess Bubblegum, are you good enough to eat?"

"I've only been inside you for like 900 years."

— 10th Doctor [cosplayer] when I cosplayed the TARDIS at MCM Expo 2011.

"Are you a sad little boy? Do you have a parent around?"

Dressed as Harley Quinn, taking a picture with a Joker, some kid walked by and screamed, "Stay out of my sexual nightmares!"

"Can I help you adjust yourself?"

— (I was 16 and in a corset.)

"Oooooh... So where you going with that pink hair."

— (Creepy old man voice.)

"Can you open your cape a little more?"

"Can you sit on my lap?"

"Do you wear that costume when you fuck?"

Not for you, creep.

"Can I grab your butt?"

"I always go with my husband so I never had an issue."

"I watch you at night!"

"Can I play with your horns?"

"Someone asked me if I would be stopping birth control."

While walking into the convention center, a staffer checked me out and catcalled. Apparently, I "fill out my costume well."

While cosplaying as Daredevil (a dude) I was yelled at by a man in a car outside NYCC: "Hey sexy devil! Can I follow you to hell?"

"I'd let you ride me all night long."

"God bless your beautiful body."

(After touching my butt.)

"A guy asked me to say 'Oh baby, baby,' to another girl."

"When cosplaying as Ariel, a guy asked me 'If it's always better, wetter down under.'"

"I don't even care that she's a furry, I'd hit that."