Hoo Boy, Lovehoney's Up To 50%-Off Sex Toy Sale Is So Good That It (And The Vibrators) Might Leave You Quaking

Sex toys, lingerie, bondage items, and more to bide your time in the best way possible.

It's Memorial Day but, TBH, it's feeling a lot more like Christmas thanks to Lovehoney's sale with goodies like sex toys, lingerie, and bondage items up to 50% off!!!!!

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This is not a drill!

Here are some of our faves:

1. A Lelo clitoral vibrator with six speeds, five vibrating patterns, and USB charging so you can come when you're on the go as you please.

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Promising review: "I bought the Mia after enjoying other bullet vibrators but finding they were eating batteries. This was our first Lelo and our first foray into the more expensive toy lines. What I will say is since purchasing this, my days of scratching around to replace batteries and wasting money on substandard products is over. When it arrived the packaging immediately looked like a high-end item. The charging with the USB was easy and the simple controls were all that was needed.

Used with my SO it was far better than any bullet we’d tried previously. This is still our go-to travel toy as it’s so discreet and also locks for travel. Would definitely buy another Lelo product." —Noah B.

Price: $50.99 (originally $84.99)

2. An advent calendar-like gift set with seven doors that'll reveal a week's worth of fun. Or all at once. Whatever!

Lovehoney

Includes a wearable vibrator with three speeds and four patterns, rose petals, scented massage oil, scented candle, soft tickler, satin ties, and romance cards.

Promising review: "We love the We-Vibe. This is a great little kit if you’re looking to spice things up in your relationship. I have to confess that I did open all of the doors in one go instead of daily — it was way too tempting!

I chose this product because of the We-Vibe but all the added extras you get with it makes it so worth it! This is definitely a kit that will keep you busy for a while, the candle and oil smell amazing as well! The We-Vibe was enjoyed by both of us and is definitely something we will both be reaching for every time!" —Nightbabe

Price: $60 (originally $100)

3. A set of vibrating kegel balls to help you practice your pelvic floor exercises with some extra interior ~stimulation~. Plus, the tail makes 'em easy to remove once you've worked up a sweat.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "These are a must-buy... Whether you are new to kegel balls or already have a set these are a great addition. Smooth to touch, easy to insert, comfortable once inside, and the control's perfectly located. Mine already had some charge but charged fully using the USB cable provided, about 45 minutes. You can hear these, but they are not loud at all.

There are varied vibrations that are easy to move through, and whilst not strong enough for me to orgasm using these alone, got me very close. Adding a wand and there I was..." —Susiex

Price: $22.50 (originally $44.99)

4. A rabbit vibrator (from the Fifty Shades line, BTW) with a ~slender~ shaft that'll feel just right for first-time rabbit users, three speeds, and nine vibe patterns that'll help you hop right to that O.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "The shape and overall quality of the product are great, It is very well manufactured with a lovely smooth sleek design, and very easy to navigate with the up and down button setting features — which, believe me, are very powerful and mind-blowing. Very quick and simple efficient USB charging (just make sure you have a USB plug).

Now the fun part. The smooth design made it very easy and efficient to slide right into the right spot and again the speed/pattern settings are in a great position to reach the best setting to achieve that wonderful orgasm. A bonus is a nice little gray silk bag to store away." —Msmith1989

Price: $59.49 (originally $69.99)

5. A color-changing bra set with perfectly placed hearts that'll turn from black to pink when things really start to heat up.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Comfortable, adjustable bra with black hearts at the beginning. After couple of minutes these hearts became live and glowed in sexy pink. Amazing. Me and my partner just loved it!" —Harmony

Price: $14.99 (originally $24.99; on size fits sizes 4-12)

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6. A "Dr. Feelgood" vibrator for anyone who's a fan of Mötley Crüe, orgasms, or both! Yes, we exist. With four patterns and three speeds that'll make you feel alright, you might just be hitting those Vince Neil notes....

Lovehoney

Promising review: "A superb vibe. Totally intense orgasms time and time again. The orgasms get even stronger when you use the seven functions. Nice, quiet, and very discreet. Hubby was loving using this on me during foreplay and I loved using it myself. One of my favorites. Superb, insane, fun, and really powerful." —Tweety-pie

Price: $20 (originally $39.99)

7. A bath bomb that dissolves to reveal a vibrating cock ring inside! That sensual musky aroma can really set the mood for some buzzy fun.

Lovey

FYI, the cock ring is inside a little case to keep the actual bath bomb fizz off your new toy.

Promising review: "Bought this as part of his sexy birthday box. When he opened it he was like 'a bath bomb?' I told him not to let the kids use this one. He went for a bath and I added the bomb. Once it had finished fizzing away, a little egg popped to the surface of the water. Not knowing if it was waterproof, I told him not to open it in the bath. Nice smelling bomb. Opened and popped on his waiting manhood. It was time to test the power. For a little cock ring it has some power. Husband enjoyed the sensation and I enjoyed some of the buzz." —Sassyminx82

Price: $10 (originally $19.99)

8. A four-piece gift set with a lil' something for everyone, like a plug-in massage wand, attachments both for folks with vaginas and dicks, and a lockable storage case to keep your treasures safe when you're (sadly) doing other things.

Lovehoney

Includes a plug-in massage wand with 20 intense patterns of pulsation and 10 speeds; G-spot attachment; textured attachment turns wand into a vibrating dick stroker; lockable sex toy case.

Promising review: "This is so powerful and fulfilling. My wife loves it and orgasms quickly from it. As a guy, I didn't think I could climax from vibrations alone — how wrong was I! It is a little on the loud side, but this is simply due to the size and power of it." —GspotG

Price: $150 (originally $192.96)

9. A textured blowjob stroker to help ya' reach orgasm, whether you're hanging solo or playing with others.

Lovehony

Promising review: "Hubby really liked this. Normally when it comes to play time he doesn't really find anything that really impresses him, but this did. With some lube and a good grip it definitely hit the right spot. Will be using this much more often now we know what it is capable of." —Suzyslush

Price: $20.99 (originally $29.99)

10. A dual-tip clitoral vibe for anyone who's super into hugging, even if it's just yourself. Plus, it has a travel lock!

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Wow oh wow, this little vibrator packs a punch! Personally it is a little too powerful for me, the lowest setting is enough. The sleek black silicone makes this a good-looking toy, as well as practical. Silicone is a nonporous material which means it is easier to clean and keep clean. Overall, very powerful little toy!" —HPsaucey

Price: $34.99 (originally $49.99)

11. A self-lubricating dick masturbating kit that'll provide tons of stimulation thanks to a realistic feel and a spot to add a vibrator for some extra help. Just add water!

Lovehoney

Includes a self-lubricating penis masturbator, bullet vibe, renewer powder. and storage bag. The masturbator self-lubricates with a splash of water, has a hole in the base to fit the included single-speed bullet vibrator. Upkeep and storage is easy thanks to the included renewer powder and mesh bag

Promising review: "This thing is super fun to use. The vibrator gives it a little more sensation, and it actually feels pretty close to the real thing. If you like the soft, loose feel, it's great on its own.

If you're in the mood for something tighter, I've found that putting a few hair ties around it feels super good too, and the ribbed outside keeps the ties in place too. Super easy to clean. You can use your hand to stroke it or I've even just set it on the bed and humped it. Gives me a great orgasm every time, and I've gotten really good at controlling the timing of my orgasms, which my fiancé loves since we cum at the same time fairly often now." —Zippity24

Price: $27.99 (originally $39.99)

12. A four-inch butt plug made in a rainbow of silicone that makes it fun perfect for anyone getting into anal fun.

Lovehoney

Price: $19.99 (originally $24.99)

13. A steel cock ring with a smooth texture and balanced weight that'll feel amazing during temperature play.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "This ring is absolutely fucking amazing! The rose gold color is outstanding! I have a 4 ladder scrotum set of piercings that have rose gold balls in the circular barbells. And this ring finishes off to an amazing look!

My wife loves it! This ring is an amazing grinder for the clit while my wife rides me! And the width and thickness make my cock the thickest and hardest it can get!

Just buy it! The best purchase I have made in a long time! The weight is amazing! I am buying another to double stack! Or even wear abound my ball sack as a weight! I wear this around my whole package behind my nuts." —BigDaddyLove

Price: $29.99 (originally $49.99)

14. An ombre mini vibe you're sure to take a *shine* to thanks to its lightweight design and easy-twist base. Sometimes it's more pleasurable to not over-complicate things.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "It’s a damn good-looking sex toy and really stands out despite its mini dimensions. By turning the base you can adjust the intensity of the vibrations. The little bobbles enable a better grip when you’re going about your business which is a nice little touch. The vibrations range from a steady rumble to a pretty intense buzz but I personally choose somewhere in the middle. I can’t really fault this toy. It’s aesthetically pleasing, it sure as hell gets me off, and its miniature size makes it great for hiding in obscure places when your landlord makes a surprise visit (just me? Oops). It’s a little noisy... but the best of us are." —For Your Eyes Only x

Price: $11.99 (originally $14.99)

15. A love egg and remote you can control yourself... or hand over to someone else for some surprise waves of pleasure.

Lovehoney

The egg has 10 vibration patterns with 6 levels of intensity, and charges by USB.

Promising review: "This little egg packs a punch, is quiet and has a great range of settings. It is also rechargeable, which is a big plus. It is a good size and not too daunting. Using the egg is easy. Pressing the power button on the remote cycles through a range of options, and the plus and minus buttons change the speed. There are a good range of settings, which means there is probably something for everyone. The higher settings were more powerful than we were expecting, which was a nice surprise." —newlyweds

Price: $50.99 (originally $59.99)

Check out the rest of Lovehoney's up to 50%-off sale for lots more toys, lingerie, and other sexy items that'll help you pass the time (nay, lose track of time). Have fun!

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