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1. Some Bob Ross socks because there is nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend or trees on your socks.
2. A bubble cat carrier even though you don't have a cat.
3. Hand warmers that'll get you nice and toasty.
4. Some giant googly eyes because how else will you ever be able to clearly convey all your emotions?
5. A panda nightlight that is basically the cutest thing ever.
6. Robot slippers that light up when you stomp around in them.
7. Some shark curtains that'll have you sleeping with the fishes.
8. This cheese grater that's better dressed than you.
9. This lotus-shaped Q-tip container so you can pretend to get ready in a garden.
10. Salt and pepper shakers that'll have you believing in the Loch Ness monster.
11. A mermaid blanket that you'll want to make part of your world.
12. A cinema box LED light that lets you write your own message.
13. A soy candle that will keep the assholes away.
14. A nightshirt that knows when you're feeling slothee, you need a coffee (or two).
15. A jar to hide your cookie stash in.
16. A stackable Tetris desk lamp that is better than Tetris on your phone.
17. Pillows that make it comfortable to fall asleep reading.
18. A dinner plate that is a fan of Instagram's most loved hashtag.
19. Ballpoint grass pens that are just as useful as they are decorative.
20. A step-by-step illustration to the "Hotline Bling" dance that you needed for your room yesterday.
21. A low-key trippy backpack that will severely confuse people and make them wonder if they're actually living in a cartoon.
22. A pair of ~delicate~ skeleton hand clips to keep your mane in place.
23. A bottle of unicorn tears gin liqueur, because life is magical and so is alcohol.
24. Some adorable squids who won't let your shower essentials slip away.
25. A insanely stunning ring that houses a mini enchanted forest.
26. An eye-catching, iridescent cocktail shaker set that will have you playing the part of a party hostess and bartender extraordinaire.
27. A rainbow dick highlighter, because 2016 has been a tumultuous journey and we need something kind of pretty to look at.
28. A giant dinosaur head to mount on your walls because they're looking pretty dull, tbh.
29. And an ethereal, color-changing cloud light that is too pure for this world.
