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    50 Things That Made Me Think, “Why Don’t I Own That Already?”

    We're almost over 11 months into 2019 and somehow these things have yet to make their way into my shopping cart. It makes no sense.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A pair of velvet- and fleece-lined leggings that'll keep you warm and comfy through even the most fridged of temps.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "Love these!! Wore them in Iceland in 40* F temps, and they kept me toasty, even in the wind. They’re super soft and comfy. Highly recommend!" —ACB

    "I had sort of low expectations but really hoped these would fit and look good. They were a little tight on the way up but they somehow fit my thicc size 18 thighs! Amazing! Also can't feel any cold chill through them. Some seriously warm leggings that really are one-size-fits-all!" —Amazon Customer

    Get them from Amazon for $11.99 (available in one-size-fits-some and 10 colors).

    2. A compact coffee mug warmer so you never have to worry about that forgotten cup of coffee on your desk that gets ice cold before you finally have a chance to drink it.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I was on the fence about this item, but finally decided to splurge on a little gift to myself. This makes such a difference in my comfort level at the office. I often have to leave my desk to visit other departments and hated coming back to cold coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. I especially stopped drinking tea, because by the time you let your bag steep, it's cooled down. This product is simple but awesome and it makes me super happy. TIP: I keep a spare mug with some of those scented wax melts — break off a snap piece and let it melt and make the office smell goooood! (If your office is relaxed about stuff like that and nobody around is sensitive to it.)" —marymodern

    Get it from Amazon for $9.89.

    3. A changing sequins pillow cover that transforms from sparkling piece of home decor to one of the greatest moments in TV history.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I watch this show all the time, it is hilarious! This pillow cover actually came up and I couldn't resist. It has been so fun to have. A standard throw pillow fits perfect, the sequins are placed perfectly and stay on well. This has given so many laughs. I am so glad I found it!" —Thompson

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in 10 colors).

    4. A set of adorable hair clips so you can upgrade your 'do but also keep your hair out of your face.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I gotta admit these hair clips are gorgeous. I love all of them. I didn’t know they were going to be so big but I still like them. A must buy." —Amaber D.

    Get a set of 20 from Amazon for $9.99.

    5. A set of bold, colorful, smudge-proof liquid eyeliners, because maybe I've been watching too much Euphoria.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "I have finally came across some impressive, high quality, smudge-proof and waterproof, highly pigmented neon liquid eyeliners, and they are everything and more! Each of these has the perfect thin felt tip that applies so easily and precisely. I’m loving these because I have hooded eyes and shaky hands and eyeliner is so tricky for me. I really recommend this set to a beginner or any makeup lovers because they truly are incredible!" —Nicole Ragle

    Get the set of 12 from Amazon for $19.99.

    6. A plush down parka jacket to help keep you looking fab — even if that fabulous means being outside in nature and freezing.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Love it! Has done well in light rain and light snow (so far). Kept me warm in 30 degrees in the Pacific Northwest! I’m 5’4", 98 lbs, female, and I bought the XXS. Fits well with room for sweaters. Love all the pockets!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $111.99+ (available in sizes XXS-5XL and in eight colors).

    7. A sparkling sequins cami dress that'll have you glittering into the new year in style.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this dress! I hosted my NYE party at my home and it was excellent for the occasion! It arrived on time. The sequins stayed in place, none dropped off. I was worried that it may be too short and fit like a huge T-shirt, but it didn't. The bust area is a tighter fit than the bottom portion of the dress. So if you are extremely big busted, my advice would be to go a size up. I am normally a medium and stuck with that size. I'm a size 34DD bust and it was a bit too tight but manageable, (wore it with no bra), if I had gone up a size the bottom part would have been way too big and require alterations. I'm overall very pleased! I received a lot of compliments that night!" —HeyNiks (YouTube)

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99+ (available in sizes XS-XXL and in 10 colors).

    8. A fantastic Jack Black lip balm gift set complete with THREE full-size intense therapy lip balms in Natural Mint, Shea Butter, and Black Cherry — all of which have SPF 25 and are honestly the best lip balms out there.

    Nordstrom

    Get the set of three from Nordstrom for $19.

    9. An elegant pair of star-studded earrings you can wear as you walk down the red carpet — also known as the aisles of Target.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Very comfortable and stylish. I received multiple compliments from people at the wedding I attended. I was pleasantly surprised that they came with a pair of extra earring backs. If you're anything like me you lose those immediately." —Daku

    Get them from Amazon for $11.98 (available in silver and gold).

    10. Literally anything from the new Shop Latinx site — one of the first curated marketplace of remarkable Latinx brands.

    Voz Collective on Shop Latinx

    Filled with culturally-inspired and socially conscious products, Shop Latinx offers a platform for shoppers to find beautifully curated vendors selling unique pieces they can wear and fill their home with. Peralta Project, House of Intuition, and Voz Collective are just some of the inaugural artists for the site.

    Get these ring cups from Voz Collective on Shop Latinx for $18 each and check out all the amazing finds on Shop Latinx.

    11. A whimsical collection of essays in honor of the versatile and gentlemanly Keanu Reeves, who is probably the nicest person in Hollywood — don't believe me, google "video of Keanu giving up his subway seat", which may not seem like an extraordinarily nice thing to do but if you've ever ridden the New York subway then you know it's an act only a very few angels do.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Love it! A wonderful little book with everything you'd ever want to know about Keanu! Who could ask for more?" —Carole Souder

    Get it from Amazon for $10.49.

    12. A 12.5" long silicone bottle brush perfectly designed to get deep down and scrub clean all those places impossible to get with a regular sponge.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Fits into the flanges for my breast pump and no bacteria growing like in traditional bottle brushes, going to order some silicone sponges for regular dishwashing as well." —Trish Donnelly

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    13. A pack of divider sticky notes that'll not only work better in your quest to take more comprehensive notes, they'll also look super cute sitting on your desk.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of 60 from Amazon for $5.69.

    14. An absolutely adorable (and super soft) knit sweater that'll have everyone wanting to cuddle with you.

    Loft

    Promising review: "Super cute, soft sweater. Roomy fit. I usually need a M, sometimes S but in this sweater, the S fit the best, plenty of room even if it shrinks a little." —cantonmama

    Get it from Loft for $59.50 (plus an additional 40% off, available in regular sizes XXS-XL).

    15. An oversized sweatshirt tunic that can also be found in the dictionary next to the definition of "comfortable" — seriously, look it up! I'll wait here.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "A nice weight and super comfy. The V-neck is a little bigger than I realized, so I might wear it with a tank top. The pockets are discreet and don’t bulge out like some other inexpensive dresses I’ve bought on Amazon. I’d say an XXL is a 16-18. It’s not going to give you any shape, but it’s a sweatshirt dress, what do you expect?" —EB

    Get it from Amazon for $13.65+ (available in sizes S-3XL and in 33 colors/styles).

    16. A pack of Bottle Bright for an all-natural, biodegradable, odor-free way to clean your water bottle.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Finished using it five minutes ago and it’s the best! My husband uses a Stanley thermos daily to take coffee to work. He tries to remember to rinse it out every day, but that doesn’t always happen. I got the package today, filled the thermos with water, dropped in a tablet, and let it sit. I promptly forgot about it for a few hours. Initially, I was disappointed when I dumped the water, as it was barely tinged brown. Then I put fresh water in, covered the top, shook it, and OMG. The crap that came out was disgusting, yet fascinating. I looked in the thermos and saw almost nothing but sparkly silver! There was a little crud left in the top third of the thermos, but it’s a really tall one, so I wasn’t surprised. Got the bottle brush, swished twice, and bam! All clean! No fumes, no smell, no nothing, just clean. I used to struggle cleaning it with baking soda, vinegar, the brush, soap, and elbow grease. Screw that. I will forever use only these tablets! Here’s to better tasting (and way less gross) coffee!" —BranchingOut

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $4.80.

    17. A bidet, because I can almost guarantee it'll change your life!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "One of the delights when I have traveled to France, is having a bidet. When we replaced our toilets, I added this product to my toilet. Besides loving the clean feeling a bidet gives, we live rurally and have a septic tank. I want to decrease the paper products that I flush. My husband installed the bidet and the toilet. He felt the install was simple. One hitch was tightening the connection between the bidet tubing and the toilet connection. Once he got it tight, leaking ceased. The bidet itself works well on both low and high setting. I noticed that in order to get the spray device to drop down, you need to go first to the high setting, then you can back down to low. I was concerned that the water being unheated would be a problem, but it isn't. So far, I love this!" —Genevieve Rohan

    Check out our in-depth review of a similar bidet!

    Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

    18. A beautifully embellished mesh sleeve shift dress everyone will be complimenting you about.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Love this dress! I have a bigger chest, and I was so worried about this dress fitting! I was pleasantly surprised that the material had some stretch to it, and it fit beautifully!! I love the details as well! I used the tie as a belt to make the dress a little shorter and give myself a waist!" —Kelly Fox

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99+ (available in sizes XS-XXL and four colors).

    19. A set of silky-soft satin pillowcases designed to help keep your hair from frizzing, your skin from breaking out, and your dreams sweet.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love this SOOO MUCH! The hype for silk pillowcases is real! I have a FULL head of hair that is very long, which has also been processed to death. Since my hair is always so dry due to all of the color processes, I like to air-dry it to save it from being damaged further by the heat. Well, my hair would always look like a frizzy mess the morning after, even though I saturated my hair with leave-in treatments and treatment oils. Finally, I decided to try out a silk pillowcase and I'm obsessed! I can now rock my air-dry hair the next morning without looking like I have a rat's nest on my head. The only thing I wish this had is zippers. Since silk is slippery, the cover tends to fall off the pillows often. Other than that, this is perfect. I'm going to bring a pillowcase with me when I travel!" —Rubicant

    Get the set of two from Amazon for $8.98+ (available in standard, queen, and two king sizes and in 15 colors).

    20. An adorable little lightweight raincoat to help you battle all those sudden showers.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I bought this raincoat in both small and medium to see which one fit best. I'm 5'9", 125 lbs., and wear a size 2 or 4 in women's when it comes to shirts/coats. Overall, the medium fit best. I was able to wear a hoodie/sweater under the small (and button it up, too!), but my problem was the arm length. The arm length of the medium was great — it goes about an inch past my watch/wrist. I've worn the raincoat out on several rainy days (not heavy/flooding rain) and it worked great, kept me dry." —Linsa

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in sizes S-XXL and in nine colors).

    21. A pack of beautifully patterned fishnets that are still conservative enough for a workplace but lively enough to give your look some personality.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "The fabric is really, really soft and goes back to the original shape even after wearing them for the whole day. The instructions included are pretty straight forward for washing and keeping them. I love their packaging, which is quiet classy. The pattern doesn't have big holes/netting hence it doesn't show much of your skin so I feel they are perfect for work and formal meetings. I love these tights!!" —Anshika Goel

    Get a set of four from Amazon for $14.99 (available in two sets, and find a similar plus size version for $14.99+).

    22. An LED-light essential oil diffuser designed to give your home a relaxing and calming aroma.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I am delighted with this diffuser. It came quickly, was packed securely and efficiently, with easy-to-open packaging. The specs say that it runs about three hours on the continuous setting (it can also run intermittently), but when filled completely, I've found it lasts through the night. I have it set on my nightstand and it's perfect for unwinding at bedtime (or with some sinus-clearing essential oils on a headache day)." —BookBelle

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in four colors).

    23. A pack of aerating wine decanters so you can turn your two-buck chuck into duex-franc Claude.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These wine aerators are FABULOUS! I do wine demos for different wineries and I don't always have time to let a bottle of wine breathe properly before a demo starts. These greatly enhance the flavor and it makes all the difference in the world. My sales numbers increased greatly. And you can't beat the price!" —Ash Bash

    Get a set of two from Amazon for $14.95.

    24. A cushioned foam acupressure mat and pillow set, because it's literally impossible to function at your full potential when you're suffering from neck and back pain.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This thing is awesome! Yes, it can hurt, especially on those really tight areas, but I love it anyway. You can feel the blood start racing through your body, great for circulation. Takes a few minutes to adjust your body to the right position when lying on your back. I lay on it in all different ways. Pull your legs up when on your back to get the middle of your back and spine. I love standing on it — the hip area hurts but I do it anyway. If you're really a trooper, kneel on it. I use it almost every day and I only wear underwear when I use it. This was a great price and it came with a bolster pillow. I've ordered more for friends." —Kelly

    Get the set from Amazon for $19.99 (available in seven colors).

    25. A pair of high-waisted faux leather leggings for when you need that stretchy elasticity but also need to look like a total boss.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "These leggings are a hit! They are not cheap-looking at all! I originally bought them for a cosplay, but ended up wearing them for fashion purposes and they are a hit! Super comfy and stretchy around the waist." —Rebecca J

    Get them from Amazon for $16.90 (available in sizes S-2XL).

    26. A 52-week gratitude journal filled with prompts and space to write out everything you're thankful for — because sometimes we're so focused on what we don't have that we forget about everything we do have.

    Amazon

    Promising reviews: "Just started using this journal after being in a bit of a funk at the start of this year. I researched so many different journals but this was the only one that I felt was simple, didn't make too many 'demands' on my time, was straightforward, and was exactly what I was looking for. It's a simple concept and I've only been doing it for a week but I find myself looking for things to be thankful for, find myself adding lines below the three provided and writing in the margins...all because I want to!" —silkeymilkey

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    27. A comfy and totally cozy turtleneck midi dress easily worn alone or layered up...it's a chic dress you'll throw on in a million ways.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "As others have mentioned this fabric is soft, stretchy, and lovely. I ended up ordering a second one of these because it was nicer than expected." —P. Bennett

    Get it from Amazon for $30.99+ (available in sizes XS-2XL and in 14 colors).

    28. A seven-color silicone night-light so adorable, so precious, so cute...not even the monsters under your bed will be able to stay scary.

    Amazon

    Light is touch-controlled and comes with a 15-hour battery.

    Promising review: "Love love love this! You can turn the light on and off by smacking it, clapping at it, smacking the table, squeezing the lamp, so many options! I bought it as a last-minute birthday gift for a friend, figuring she'd open it, like it, and put it in her bag to take home. But it was such a hit! Five grown adults sat around the living room fighting over a night-light, haha." —MeowAllieCat

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three adorable faces).

    29. A super-detailed Thomas Kinkade coloring book filled with 63 paintings that'll have you bringing color into the magical world of Disney.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "WOW what a fantastically beautiful and intimidating coloring book! The pictures are so detailed and STUNNING that it instantly excites you and makes you quiver with fear at the same time! What fun! 🖍🖌🖊🖍" —Dione Harbour

    Get it from Amazon for $8.03.

    30. A pair of colorful socks emblazoned with the furry object of their affection — next time they accidentally step on their pup's tail and start apologizing profusely at least their pupper will know they really mean it.

    amazon.com

    Ships within 6-10 days of ordering; order by Dec. 5 for holiday delivery.

    Promising review: "Exactly what I wanted! Matched my dog’s face perfectly!" —Amazon Customer

    Get a pair from Amazon for $24 (available in sizes S and L, and in 10 colors).

    31. A plush fleece robe, because not all heroes wear capes — some wear comfy robes while they make lunches, load the dishwasher, put on flawless makeup, and rule the world.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "My wife loves this robe. She pretty much wears it all day during the cold months. She equates it to wearing a blanket — which is, of course, a good thing. A must-buy for anyone who likes to feel cuddled in a cocoon of marshmallow cloud candy. Just make sure you buy a size up as this product runs slightly small." —Danny Melin

    Get it from Amazon for $43.99.

    32. A Migrastil Migraine Stick that uses aromatherapy and essential oils to help you deal with those overwhelming headaches.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I have no earthly idea why this works, but it brought me back from the dead after an 11-day headache. I found it worked better to rub it all over my hot pack, zap it in the microwave, and wrap it around the base of my neck. The aromatherapy was great, and it dulled my headache enough to restore my will to live. 5/5" —Katie B.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    33. An over-the-door closet rod great for adding that extra hanging space you desperately need — it's especially great for laundry rooms or anyone with a deeper closet that can fit an extended rod.

    Amazon

    Dimensions: 18" x 10" x 10"

    Promising review: "I needed just that extra little bit of hanging space in the laundry room and did not want to add a rolling rack. I also had no wall space to mount any new shelving. This over the door rack seemed like it would do the trick. When you put it together it seemed a little wobbly but once it is on the door, it is very stable. It holds a lot of clothes. You can hang items on the bar and also on the sides. I do not use the dryer for cotton shirts, jeans or any other slacks so I need the hanging space. This is an extremely economical way to get that extra space." —Outta Control

    Get it from Amazon for $9.89+ (available in two colors).

    34. A flowy long-sleeve swing dress to have the perfect outfit for every buffet you ever visit.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I want to order all the colors in this dress!!! I don't usually wear dresses, but this one is everything!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼 Very comfortable and soft! Love to wear them with boots or my Converses! No scarf or with a scarf, it's perfect! I am 170 lbs, curvy, and I ordered a medium. I love it!!" —Angela Alston

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in sizes XS-3XL and in 24 colors)

    35. A super-cozy double-sided blanket with fleece and a warm sherpa lining, because who says you need another person when you wanna cuddle?

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I never want to use another blanket! It is SO soft and SO comfy. Perfect for snuggling up to read a book on a cold day. Although, I see myself turning the heat down/air up just so I can use this blanket! I will definitely be ordering more as these would make great gifts!" —Anna Henderson

    Get it from Amazon for $23.99+ (available in four sizes and 18 colors).

    36. A handy little nameplate so everyone knows you're the assistant regional manager... I mean, assistant to the regional manager.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

    37. A bottle of Olly Sleep gummies — a melatonin gummy made with L-Theanine, chamomile, and lemon balm which can help boost your natural sleep hormones, encourage a calming feeling, and support a healthy sleep cycle, making it easier for you to drift into asleep.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I can’t believe how well these worked. Sleeping pills and things to help me sleep haven’t been very helpful in the past. So being skeptical I took twice the dosage. I ate four of the gummies instead of two. I figured it would help me get a much-needed nap and instead it might as well have caused me to go into a coma. Lol. I took them around 11:00 am and after my wife tried to wake me up five times, she gave up. It’s now 3:00 pm and we have to go to dinner at her parent's house but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to drive. I don’t know what you guys created but...I’m a huge fan. Knocked me right out! P.S. Only take the correct amount." —Austin M

    Get a 25 day supply from Amazon for $12.88.

    38. A copy of The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse for all your end of the world survival needs — because the end of the world is coming ya'll. There is just no way it's not.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This book is AWESOME. It has all kinds of recipes, as well as a DIY section that tells you how to make an oven in the wild or traps for different animals. It has guides to tell you what plants are what and how to deal with them. I was incredibly impressed by how in-depth this book actually is! I would highly recommend for anybody who loves nature things or even a doomsday prepper!" —Kaiti

    Get it from Amazon for $16.98.

    39. And speaking of the end of the world, an aluminum tactical pen complete with six ink refills — the pen not only writes but it also has a glass breaker you can use to break a window and escape...I dunno from where, but based on the podcasts I've been listening to lately it's not a bad idea to have some tools for survival on you at all time.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I use it every shift at work as a firefighter/medic. It clips on the inside of my turnout pants and stays put. It's solid and has withstood training, EMS calls, and structure fires for six months now. Any other pen would break in my pocket. I write patient info with it on EMS calls. I've broken out vehicle windows using it with ease. It works better than a window punch and is easier to deploy because of the clip. Others were impressed with its quick deployment and it looks like I'm breaking windows with just my gloved hand. The ink recently started to fade and I replaced the cartridge with no problems." —William

    Get it from Amazon for $9.49.

    40. A beautiful pair of semi-precious crystal quartz All Saints stud earrings that'll give you that tiny bit of sparkle, just a little bit.

    AllSaints

    Get it from AllSaints for $40.

    41. A bottle of No Pore Blem Primer, a lightweight formula perfect for helping you deal with big pores and uneven skin texture.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I have been searching for years for a good makeup primer that will help combat my oily skin and large pores. I read a bunch of reviews for this primer and decided to give it a try. BEST decision ever. This primer goes on so smoothly and fills in my pores perfectly. I let it sit for two to five minutes before putting on my makeup which I think helps (could just be me). I would highly recommend this primer for anyone with oily skin...it's a lifesaver and a steal for the price!!" —Sarah Rose

    Get it from Amazon for $12.50+ (available in base and primer).

    42. An interactive Cat Dancer that'll have your little fluff ball jumping and moving around like Kris Kross was making them.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I have a whole room filled with cat toys that my cat is not interested in. It's funny how the least expensive cat toy I have makes him go crazy. He plays with this until he's panting like a dog and I have never seen him jump so high. I'm certain this toy will help him lose his belly. He loves it! I highly recommend it!" —Kwoo

    Get it from Amazon for $1.99.

    43. A felt message board you can use to update all your colleagues on the events, moods, and news of the day without uttering a word.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I LOVE THIS. I had been looking for a piece like this for my office and was immediately drawn to the various colors they had for the felt backing since I was looking for something specific for my office wall. It arrived packaged beautifully and in perfect condition — I was so pleasantly surprised by how sturdy and high quality this piece is. You'll have no shortage of letters, numbers, and characters for the board and they have an awesome online tool on their website so you can best space out your message for a quality look. I honestly can't recommend this enough and will be purchasing more in the future as gifts!" —Gillian Perry

    Get it from Amazon for $16.95+ (available in six sizes and 25 colors).

    44. A charming little tissue box cover to really make your workspace feel like home.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $5.

    Check out our full review of the Umbra Casa Tissue Box Cover (#6)!

    45. A pair of star-studded sterling silver earrings just dainty enough to go with everything you own.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Beautiful earrings, especially for the great price! I got so many compliments!" —XCHARLI

    Get them from Amazon for $13.69+ (available in seven designs).

    46. A mini cast iron skillet so you can make personalized sized dishes just like your favorite restaurants — just be careful the plate is hot.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I guess I have no concept of scale — I thought I would get a bigger skillet that could fit maybe two eggs but I got this cute little thing! It is as big as the palm of my hand, but so well made. I seasoned it when I got it and I was able to cook an egg in it — but I scrambled it and I didn’t put all of it in there so I could still stir it. I think it would be perfect for drawn butter for lobster and I was really thinking I would put it on my tree as an ornament! A perfect gift, could be a spoon rest too!" —B Pawlowski

    Get it from Amazon for $4.99+ (available in nine sizes and with a cover).

    47. A pair of ultra-comfortable waterproof rain boots, because your feet are already trekking through the rain — the least you can do is put them in a cute pair of boots.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in sizes 6-9 and in white, pink, and black).

    48. An ultrasonic and ultra-quiet cool-mist humidifier complete with an essential oil tray, auto shutoff, night-light, and a large-capacity vaporizer.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I put this in my bedroom to help with sinus congestion. This thing is powerful. I cranked it up to high and woke up to 58% humidity, which makes you wake up feeling like you inhaled water. Turned it to low and got 49%, which ended up being about perfect. It can run for about three or four nights on low, and the oil diffuser works well if you put enough oil in it. I wake up feeling the least congested in the 48–50% range." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $59.99 (available in black and white).

    49. A very handy book filled with all the rude hand gestures you can use to effectively communicate with people who annoy you across the world.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "My husband is having a lot of fun with this book. Maybe, fortunately, I don't always know what he is gesturing." —Ss

    Get it from Amazon for $11.65.

    50. And a three-piece pizza grilling set they can use to make the kind of oven-fresh pizza that'll have people asking, "Is that delivery or DiGiorno?" But it won't be either! 'Cause it's homemade!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I have to admit that I was already a Cuisinart fan as I own a Cuisinart outdoor grill and have given two as wedding gifts. I was anxious to receive the new outdoor pizza maker as we live out in the country without the option of pizza delivery; so all of my past attempts at pizza making was with a boxed mix. My husband had the pizza maker assembled (along with the stand that is sold separately) and heated before the dough had even finished rising. Only have one recommendation, READ the Pizza Making Guide that includes several informative tips, especially the one suggesting to use cornmeal on the peel. We’re pizza-making pros now (by the second batch) and started experimenting with different recipes. When not in use I like the design that mirrors the cosmetics of my outdoor grill." —Kris F

    Get the set from Amazon for $25.77.

    Me trying to negotiate with my bank account about buying all these things.

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