1. A 100% natural pumice stone toilet bowl cleaner to scrub away any rust or lime buildup on your porcelain throne.

2. A pack of Affresh dishwasher cleaner tablets — just throw them in and they'll penetrate, dissolve, and remove any odor-causing residue or lime and mineral buildup. Maintenance, folks, it's part of adulthood, who knew.
3. A FlexiSnake drain cleaning tool for help pulling out some of the most messed-up crap you've ever seen.

4. A totally fume-free Easy-Off oven cleaner capable of dissolving some of the grossest, oldest, and built-up messes that your poor little oven has to suffer with.
5. A reusable ChomChom Roller Dog Hair Remover that'll seriously get rid of that unintentional fur seating/coat/carpet with just a few rolls. And before you ask, it doesn't use sticky tape! It's made using a sturdy brush system.

6. A 33-inch dryer vent cleaner kit that attaches to your vacuum so you can get deep inside your lint trap and pull out everything.
7. A gentle Debrox Earwax Removal Aid that'll cleanse your ears using microfoam that softens earwax, making it easy to get right out.

8. And since we're talking about ears, a bottle of Zymox Ear Cleanser, a non-toxic way to get your pupper's ears clean (using no harsh chemicals) and hopefully avoid those annoying ear infections.
9. A bottle of Olaplex Hair Perfector No. 3 Repairing Treatment to help deal with broken ends and just generally damaged hair.

10. A stainless-steel tongue cleaner, because bad breath is a thing and it's a thing you should not have.
11. A pack of stain-removing, nontoxic cleaning cups perfect for cleaning the inside of your Keurig or K-Cup coffee machine.
12. A bottle of Tend Skin solution that, when applied after shaving and waxing, can effectively reduce the appearance of razor bumps, burns, and redness — bye-bye bumps.
13. A bottle of Oh Yuk Jetted Tub Cleaner — it'll clean out all the gunk from your bathtub jets so that when you choose to marinate in your own juices, the pot you're doing it in is totally clean.
14. An absolutely investment-worthy Housmile mattress vacuum cleaner that'll amaze you with the sheer quantity of disgusting crud it can collect off of your mattress.
15. A professional-grade callus remover designed in a gel formula that you apply to your feet after you've soaked them. Once it's been on for about 5 to 10 minutes, just rinse it off and use a foot scrubber to remove that gross residue and dead skin. I know most of us aren't showing off our feet during these colder months but that's exactly why NOW is the time to work on getting your little piggies ready for market.

16. A microplane foot file to easily (and instantly) remove that dry cracked skin from your feet.
17. And while we're on our feet, a pack of exfoliating foot masks to help heal your dry, cracked feet — and even calluses. Just wear the booties for about an hour, and watch over the next few weeks as your dead skin literally sheds away and leaves you with the smooth, soft feet of your dreams.
18. A bottle of plant-based Puracy Natural Laundry Stain Remover capable of breaking down the most stubborn, caked-on, basically permanent, stains your furniture and clothes have ever seen.

19. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes to attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.

20. A super intense grout cleaner that'll get rid of years and years... and years of gross build-up.
21. A bottle of fast-acting, nontoxic Folex Carpet Spot Remover – it works on any color carpet or material to remove tough spots and stains. Plus it doesn't leave a sticky residue and it requires no rinsing or vacuuming.

22. A leather cleaner to help freshen up your couch, chairs...ottomans — any of your leather goods INCLUDING faux leather.

23. A bottle of Bar Keepers Friend Cleanser and Polish to get your stainless steel (and literally almost all surfaces) free of rust, tarnish, mineral deposits, and tough stains — your stuff will be shining like new!
24. A bottle of Better Life Natural Tub and Tile Cleaner — a natural, plant-based cleaner that dissolves soap scum, rust, mold, mildew, hard water stains, and mineral deposits. But the best part is its eucalyptus and tea tree scent.

25. A very handy bottle of Wine Away red wine stain remover, because maybe the conversation got a little too heated after that second glass.

26. A miraculous little bottle of Quick N Brite Fireplace Cleaner designed to clean away soot, smoke, creosote, and ash from nearly any fireplace — brick, stone, tile, rock. You name it!
27. A bacteria- and virus-killing Clorox Toilet Wand Starter Kit complete with disposable heads perfect for letting you get all up in your toilet's filth without having to actually get anywhere near it.

28. A heavy-duty rust stain remover so you can see what color your shower actually is — hint, it's not an orangey-brown.
29. A pack of three nylon brushes you attach to your drill for a super scrub you thought was only possible by professionals.
30. A microfiber blinds duster designed with spaced-out fingers so you can brush along every slat of your blinds in a totally painless process.
31. A super-strong scum and grime remover that'll eat away at the years of filth you've never been able to scrub away — in fact, this stuff won't even make you scrub that much to get everything sparkling clean.

32. A bottle of Star Brite Mold and Mildew Stain Remover that might actually be magic! It requires NO scrubbing!! You just spray the area you want clean, wait until the stain is gone, and then rinse. That's all folks!

33. A pack of Weiman Stainless Steel Cleaning Wipes capable of getting your grimy sink and appliances to sparkle with just the tiniest bit of elbow grease. They can get rid of fingerprints, residue, water marks, and so much more.
34. A bottle of Nizoral Anti-Dandruff Shampoo so you're flake-free — perfect for anyone who likes throwing in a few darker colors into their wardrobe.
35. A bottle of the legendary Goo Gone Adhesive Remover that'll get rid of any sticky, gross, and stubborn residue that you honestly thought you'd never be able to get rid of.
36. A bottle of Finish Hard Water Booster Powder capable of removing tough hard water stains and giving you crystal clear dishes, plus it'll leave you with an amazingly clean dishwasher.

37. A super bubbly Glisten Disposer Care Foaming Drain and Pipe Cleaner that'll safely deodorize your garbage disposal while it scrubs away any tough grunge or build-up that causes your sink to back up and maybe even smell a little bit. It comes in a biodegradable packet that you can just drop in.
38. A hard-working jar of the The Pink Stuff — a cleaning paste designed to get off any and every stuck, caked, and cooked on mess you can think of.
