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1. A screaming goat, because if there is anything they need this year it's a tiny figurine of a goat screaming out their frustrations.
2. An awesome portable mini projector that uses LED lights to deliver 1080p full HD and make their next movie night totally epic.
3. A pair of light-up chopsticks for when they need the help of The Force to get them through a meal.
4. A nostalgic Apple Watch stand designed to look just like their favorite handheld video game — plus it has a perfectly fitting spot for the charger so everything looks totally seamless.
5. A Proyecto Diaz Cold Brew Kit — Proyecto Diaz makes some of the best coffee I've ever tried and this cold brew kit comes with everything they'll need to make their favorite icy beverage. PLUS. They have a recipe for a cold brew lemonade!!!! I am not playing with you, it'll change their life.
6. A classic and totally investmentworthy Le Creuset enameled cast-iron Quidditch or Harry Potter Dutch oven that'll seriously have them casting spells in the kitchen.
7. A handy little in-car dip clip perfect for all the dinner parties they plan on hosting at their new favorite restaurant.
8. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey they'll quickly wonder how they ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO good on pizza.
9. An LED sunset lamp projector designed with a 180-degree rotation to help shine just enough color onto whatever wall they want.
10. A super cozy crewneck sweatshirt because you love this journey for them.
11. A very handy book that could honestly, save their life — or just answer all those questions they're maybe too embarrassed to even google.
12. And an informative, handy, and definitive guide to knowing what creatures from our planet fart.
13. A handmade bourbon lip balm so they can wet their whistle even when they're not having a drink.
14. A pair of mismatched astronaut stud earrings that are just out of this world.
15. A stainless-steel stirring spoon that'll puuurrfectly perch itself right on the side of your mug.
16. A customized Disney World name tag so you can bring the magical world into their home — no travel required.
17. A scratch-off bucket list poster filled with all the things they'll def want to do now that quarantine is mostly over.
18. A pack of really yummy ChapStick that'll have them asking for some more.
19. A thought-provoking and culturally significant set of art done in the traditional Japanese style of Ukiyo-e.
20. A desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy. Hi. I'm Elena, President and CEO of Elena's Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Emporium and Warehouse. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guys and I'm passing the savings on to yoooou!
21. A 500-piece bird school puzzle that'll have them whistling while they work — or chirping.
22. A DIY Bubble Tea Kit complete with everything they need to make their favorite beverage (and snack) in the comfort of their own home.
23. A bucket list booklet designed to help them and their partner work out and work toward shared goals.
24. A totally custom stainless-steel and 18-karat gold-plated nameplate necklace so they can have their Carrie Bradshaw moment.
25. A super cool mirror surface, LED display, a digital clock designed with a dimming mode that offers three levels of brightness, and a dual USB port so you can charge your phone right on it.
26. A linen pillow cover to immortalize one of the greatest moments in TV history and that they'll use to rest your head on while you rewatch The Office for the 782nd time this week.
27. A giant 750-ml wineglass they can fill with the optimal amount of a liquid they may *actually* need to help get through the day.
28. A timeless and totally seductive portrait — if this doesn't put a smile on their face, I dunno what will!
29. A pair of earrings for a discreet way to show everyone how notorious they are on these streets.
30. A three-piece pizza grilling set they can use to make the kind of oven-fresh pizza that'll have people asking, "Is that delivery or DiGiorno?" But it won't be either! 'Cause it's homemade!
31. A restorative foot scrubber designed with soft inner bristles that can give them a relaxing massage and stiff outer bristles perfect for exfoliating away the dead skin that causes rough, cracked feet.
32. A super-genius luggage-mounted cup caddy that slides right onto the handle so you always have a place to put your coffee when you're carrying a million other things.
33. An unofficial Disney Parks cookbook and drink recipe book to help them whip up some magic in the kitchen — and that whip can be of the Dole variety since there's a recipe for that.
34. An entertaining The Nightmare Before Christmas Cross-Stitch Kit so they can have something to do while they watch their favorite holiday movies.
35. A Smartass & Sass subscription box filled with everything from T-shirts to tote bags to amazing makeup finds.
36. A delicious box of British treats filled with 10 of the top-selling Cadbury British chocolate bars that they may or may not eat in one sitting.
37. A fantastic wineglass holder so they can have a peaceful, relaxing glass of wine in the privacy of their own shower stall. And before you tell me this is a frivolous purchase, it'll also hold their bottles upside-down for them! So like... twofer!
38. A carbonated bubble clay mask designed to get deep down to clean out their pores while it bubbles up to make the perfect Insta pic.
39. A pack of very handy LokiStashed Velvet Hair Tie Scrunchies designed with a hidden zipper pocket so they can store their keys, money... any of the small things.
40. An estate-planning journal that'll let them get all their affairs in order in the event of...well, you know...so they don't have to worry about it.
41. A sugar-free alcohol infusion kit that includes a delicious combination of flavors to turn their favorite liquor or wine into the yummiest of cocktails.
42. A super helpful chart filled with all the best insults they could ever possibly deliver to all their foes.
43. A tub of pizza-flavored cotton candy. I can't imagine this tastes good but the look on their face when they open it will really be the gift — a gift to yourself.
44. A colorful Little People, BIG DREAMS RuPaul book that's filled with stylish and quirky illustrations and delightful facts of the inspiring performer’s life.
45. An investment-worthy Hydrow Rower that just so happens to be one of Oprah's favorite things!
46. A jar of Blueberry Cheesecake Whipped Soap that you should maybe remind them isn't meant to be eaten.
47. A bag of edible insects that includes a hearty mix of grasshoppers, crickets, silkworms, and sago worms. That's all I'll say about that.
48. An all-in-one Hunt A Killer: Baker's Dozen box — a mystery set on a baking show where a contestant is planning to poison a judge and only they can stop them! I dunno about you guys, but at my house, we're just about a commercial break away from becoming an episode of Snapped and I think if we had a game like this we might be able to stop annoying each other for just long enough to solve a murder!
49. A set of handmade cat butt coasters — just get them these and don't say a word.
50. A cozy Pero Like Palm Tree Crewneck Sweatshirt because porque no?
51. A little flair with a light saber wiper blade cover because The Force is always with them when you're cruising down the street.
52. A box of tea filled with delicious flavors and amazing literary quotes — these bags are just asking to be in the opening credits of a rom-com!
53. A double-sided photo book you can fill with all your shared memories and that they'll surely cherish for ever and ever.
54. A delicious Eastern Standard Provision Gourmet Liège Belgian Waffle Gift Box filled with freshly baked and meticulously crafted Belgian waffles and a variety of sweet toppings and sauces.
55. A copy of Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors along with a US National Parks Scratch Off Poster — so they can visit the very parks people love to complain about while literally scratching them off their list.
56. A splurge-worthy Tarot Trio candle set — hidden inside the three super beautiful candles they'll find gold-plated tarot charms that'll show them a glimpse into their past, present, and future.
57. A NOONI Marshmallow Whip Maker that'll quickly and easily turn their face wash into a rich foam making for easier and more gentle application.
58. An adorable pack of winking gel ink pens purrrfect for jotting down any notes.
59. A pair of microfiber mop slippers that cover their shoes or bare feet to help them mop up all the messes while they walk around the house — they're also super easy to clean! Just pop them in the washing machine.
60. An awesome spice subscription that'll have delicious flavors from around the world delivered right to their door.
61. A 16-sticker Frida Kahlo book so you can give them the gift of her incredible art — for just a few bucks!
62. A pack of beautiful Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers just in case maybe they aren't big on baths.
63. A classic PlayStation console complete with 20 games, two wired controllers, a virtual memory card, and the HDMI cable you probably need — not to brag but I bought this console for my husband last Christmas and I won Christmas. Like, you probably didn't even know it was a contest, but it was and I won.
64. A fully equipped Klutz Lego Make Your Own Movie Activity Kit with everything they need to make their very own Lego movie!
65. A FoxyBae Classic Kit complete with their Baby Blush 1" flat iron, their Baby Blush 32mm curling wand, their heat protectant spray, and hair primer — all beautifully bundled and ready to gift.
66. A sturdy doormat that ::whispering:: they'll never be able to escape.
67. A really freakin' cool National Geographic Geodes Kit that lets them open up and examine crystals' insides. It includes a detailed learning guide, the goggles, and two display stands.
68. A, bound to be so freakin' adorable, custom animal portrait bobblehead because if anything is gonna take up space on their desk it's gonna be a replica of their favorite furball bouncing around.
69. And last but not least, a jar of Biscoff Cookie Spread. Look. I fly Delta, I know how delicious the cookie version tastes and if this stuff is even half as delicious I am going to need a whole barrel delivered to my house ASAP.
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