1. When Machine Gun Kelly designed Megan Fox's engagement ring to "hurt" if she ever removed it:
2. When Pete Davidson got not one, but TWO tattoos for Ariana Grande weeks after they started dating:
3. When Ariana Grande put a song called "Pete Davidson" on her album:
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Tattoos come and go, but track listings are forever!
4. When Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton wore vials of each other's blood around their necks:
5. When Travis Barker got Kourtney Kardashian's name tattooed on his ribcage:
6. When Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson married each other after only knowing one another for four days:
7. When Offset purchased a billboard for Cardi B's birthday:
8. When Drake purchased a billboard for Rihanna after she won the Vanguard Award:
9. When Serena's husband purchased billboards for Serena Williams to welcome her back to tennis:
These just went up on alongside I-10 into Palm Springs. @OlympiaOhanian & I wanted to welcome her back to tennis. Designed them myself, with some help from Jr. #GMOAT
And yet, I can't even get a text back.
10. When Taylor Swift bought a $4.9 million dollar Cape house next door to Conor Kennedy's family compound:
11. When Robin Thicke released Paula, a love album dedicated to his estranged wife, Paula Patton:
12. When Ben Affleck took out a page-long ad in the Hollywood Reporter AND Variety to congratulate Jennifer Lopez:
"You have shown kindness, dedication, diligence, humility, graciousness of spirit, beauty in courage, great empathy, astonishing talent, real poise and true grace...It has been nothing but an honor and a pleasure to work with you. I only wish I were lucky enough to be in all your movies. With love, respect and gratitude, Ben Affleck."
This was back in 2002 — clearly Ben has been playing the LONG CON!
13. When Justin Bieber rented out Staples Center to watch a movie in private with Selena Gomez:
14. When Tom Cruise ruined Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes:
15. When Kanye West bought a Birkin for Kim Kardashian...and then finger painted it:
16. Last, but not least, when Johnny Depp purchased a vineyard for Vanessa Paradis:
