• Sigourney “Get Away From Her You Bitch” Weaver as Gwen DeMarco as Lt. Tawny Madison (Uhura/Chapel/Token Female).
• Tim “The Toolman Santa” Allen as Jason Nesmith as Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart (Kirk).
• Alan “Always” Rickman as Alexander Dane as Dr. Lazarus of Tev’Meck (Spock).
• Tony “OCD Should Be CDO” Shalhoub as Fred Kwan as Tech Sgt. Chen (Scotty).
• Sam “President Of The Galaxy” Rockwell as Guy Fleegman as a redshirt.
• Daryl “He Looks Familiar IMDB Him” Mitchell as Tommy Webber as Lt. Laredo (Sulu/Wesley Crusher).
20. If you can watch this opening sequence without wishing Tim Allen’s mullet captained the Enterprise, you’re a liar.
21. Even the Star Trek actors acknowledge its superiority.
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