Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Ciao! I'm so thankful to have all of you here today to discuss my personal Lord and Savior Edward Thomas Hardy.
As an expert on all things Tom Hardy, allow me to take a moment to educate you on the top reasons why Hardy is, and will always be, a GOD among men. Take out some pen and paper y'all, cause you're gonna want to take notes.
Exhibit A: He looks absolutely dashing in a onesie.
Exhibit B: He helped four puppies that were left in a box in the middle of a park find forever homes through the Battersea Dogs Home rescue center.
Exhibit C: He was the KING of Myspace.
Exhibit D: He believes in equal pay for men and women.
Exhibit E: He turns every selfie taken with a dog into a work of art.
Exhibit F: He raised money for the victims of both the Grenfell Tower fire and the Manchester attack at the Ariana Grande concert.
Exhibit G: He can rap while holding a baby.
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Exhibit H: He can class it up and rock a top hat.
Exhibit I: He can also rough it up with just a loin cloth.
Exhibit J: He's great at multitasking.
Exhibit K: He reads bedtime stories for children.
Exhibit L: He's mastered the art of puppy dog eyes.
And finally, Exhibit M: He basically invented the coy wink.
I expect your 10-page paper on the brilliance that is Tom Hardy, with correct MLA formatting, in my email by midnight. No exceptions. Class dismissed.
