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Look, point blank, he’s predatory. Can you imagine his or any gay male being told they just hadn’t met the right vagina yet?

Not Disney World, but Disney Land when I was about 5. After the Safari Boat ride, I started following my Dad through the Bizzar, only to realize after several minutes that I had been following the wrong pair of legs. I was lost. Not unusual for me, as I got lost on EVERY SINGLE VACATION.… Read More

It once took me 6 months to flip an apartment of a heavy smoker. We left all the widows open the whole time. For the first three months I could only manage 30 minutes at a time twice a day. We eventually had to replace the venting, carpets, cabinets and have the ceilings scraped and… Read More

Although, now that I think of it, when I was pregnant with her, a friend warned me to use protection when I had sex during the pregnancy, because she thought that was how twins, triplets and so on happened...

I swear I used to think my daughter was lying when she would come home from school and share some of the things that boys would ask in Sex Ed. I thought there was no way her education was less informative than my 80’s Sex Ed. I read this and immediately apologized to her for doubting… Read More

Oh ah, this was also the trip were we girls were in the back of the pickup truck under a camping shell, and my dad had thought it would be a great time saving idea to put a tiny potra-potty back there with us. With blue dyed water. Yeah, that make a mess the first bump we hit and… Read More

1985, cross county from San Francisco to Wichita KS, by way of the Dekotas. 3000 miles. Dad was in charge of music. Patsy Clines greatest hits. For 3000 at 55 mph. That’s almost 60 hours. And the second night, when we stopped at a motel, the only thing on the TV was “Coal Miner’s… Read More

As the mother of a 19 autistic son, I can only beg her, stop now! She is not considering the long term consequences of teaching him to be reliant on her in this way as a coping mechanism. Our son loved my long brown hair and would play with it to calm himself until he was 10. We had… Read More

Dad used to set us on his lap while he was driving on the freeway in the Bay Area and then close his eyes and have us tell him where to go.

Beautiful. Thank you!