Get ready to cringe and face-palm yourself!
Smh, mankind is doomed.
911 POP EMERGENCY!
Beyoncé is going to have her own Destiny's Child now. Again.
Stars never lie, just like Professor Trelawney.
Muggles, a.k.a. non-magic folk.
We know how you prefer to get your Basilisk into a Chamber of Secrets.
It's not as easy as it seems.
"If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."
Remember — it's not how big the wand is, but what you can do with it!
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
Vomit, earwax, rotten egg — which is which?
A perfect sugar daddy has to have two things: a Gringotts safe full of money and a huge Basilisk in his pants.
Are you a Snape in the streets but a Hagrid in the sheets?
Sometimes you wish you could just ~Obliviate~ a wild night out.
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."