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Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper:
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It's never a good a idea to put socks on a dog:
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The "Spiderman-swinging-out-of-your-butt" look is never a good look:
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Honey Boo Boo's mom looks remarkably like Slimer from "Ghostbusters:"
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That missing Dorito is always where you least expected:
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There is literally nothing funnier than a dog getting hit in the crotch by a tennis ball:
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Always be confident in your handshake:
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There's no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best:
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It's never a good thing when Facebook thinks you're a knee:
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The cat selfie is the new hot selfie:
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Or maybe the sassy monkey selfie:
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Or maybe the horse selfie:
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Or maybe the lawn mower selfie:
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The guy who named Jet Skis "Jet Skis" really messed up:
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How to spell "cologne":
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A good way to stay in shape is to bench-press a goose:
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If you're German and planning on cannonballing into a pool of ice, THINK AGAIN:
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Robert Nelsen is one cool dude:
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Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly have never heard of the wave:
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This is the right way to eat a Tic Tac:
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You can be stylish, but chances are you're also illegal:
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All cats just want to report the weather:
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And all carrots just want to model:
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Gary Busey is what's wrong with the country's education system:
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Justin Bieber with a tiny face is equal parts hilarious and terrifying:
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The scientific name for dogs is "Poop Factory":
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Somehow, somewhere, this picture of Sir Patrick Stewart happened:
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Bears just want to say hi:
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This is the best name you can give a death metal band:
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Jon Stewart's pen-flip game is ON POINT:
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Every time Vladimir Putin walks away from something, it looks like it's going to blow up:
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Reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey" in public is also NEVER a good look:
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Treadmills are a waste of time:
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All dogs are terrified of Julia Roberts:
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Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man:
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It's never a good idea to pick your nose during the Olympics:
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Nic Cage looks great as a cat:
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Dating sites can be terrifying:
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Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling definitely had a child together:
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And seals should escape from the zoo more often. Like, every day: