So, if you tuned into Game of Thrones last night, you probably feel a bit like ol' craven Sam here:
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And you probably understand your emotions less than you can understand the characters' accents:
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But what do we say to your grief?
Let's work this out.
1. First of all, realize the show you've been watching:
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2. Now you're going to need to look at this picture of Jon Snow wearing a shirt with Rob Stark on it:
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3. And you're going to need to look at what Hot Pie's future holds:
4. Check out this picture of the Stark women blowing bubbles:
5. And the Stark men taking a selfie, complete with some Jon Snow duckface:
6. Now look at Sam the Slayer absolutely swimmin' in women:
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7. You might want to eat a heaping bowl of your favorite cereal:
8. Or look at this picture of hipster Jon Snow:
9. Let's take things back a step for a second. At LEAST the Frey's wedding didn't get photobombed by an Alpaca:
10. Or by a horse:
11. Or by a cat:
12. OK, maybe the Red Wedding was a whole lot worse than that. Man, I'm feeling a whole lot like Joffrey now:
13. Let's get back on track. You're going to need to see this picture of Khal Drago doing the radical sign:
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14. And this telephone pole ad:
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15. If none of this is working, try looking at these clips of Tywin Lannister doing a striptease:
Actually, I take that back. Never look at these:
16. Remember that you still have this beautiful love story:
17. Or this one too:
18. And keep in mind that the next big Taylor Swift song might be written about the Red Wedding:
19. Still sad? Look at Jon Snow discovering an iPhone:
20. Or this picture of the gang shootin' some pool:
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21. And remember, at least your prediction of what happened this season wasn't as bad as what this guy predicted:
22. OK, now check out the Lannisters in Snuggies:
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23. And Arya and Sansa taking a mirror pic:
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24. And this basset hound dressed like Sherlock Holmes:
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25. And if none of that works, here's Peter Dinklage walking a dog:
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Tyrion walking a dog always works. Always.
