1. Because people keep doing the duck face:
2. Because burglars like this exist:
3. Because of Michael Cera's mustache:
4. Because of adult babies:
5. Because apparently kids are doing this:
And this:
And this?
6. Because this ruins every game:
7. Because of Bruce Willis:
8. Because this person is still on the loose:
9. Because this is how the animal kingdom really is:
10. Because this is what happens when you let a tween name a street:
11. Because none of us can cook:
12. Because disaster is about to strike:
13. Because this is what Beans from "Even Stevens" looks like today:
14. Because these aren't around anymore:
15. Because someone, somewhere, actually bought this shirt:
16. Because Jason Alexander has hair now
17. Because of this Ashton Kutcher tattoo:
18. Because Facebook is always a huge let down:
19. And so are sandcastles:
20. Because we lost this great man:
21. Because no one reads this, anyway:
22. Because the only thing that really matters is gone:
23. Because someone let this happen:
24. Because this tattoo happened:
This one too:
And this:
25. Because this happened, too:
26. Because no one can spell anymore:
27. Because pickles taste better on top of a newspaper machine:
And mayo on the bus:
28. Because no one is helping this little guy:
Or this little guy:
29. Because you don't sound that great:
30. Because people keep taking pictures with iPads:
31. Because of fedoras:
32. Because these people are allowed on Facebook:
33. Because Snooki wrote a book:
34. Because of Nickelback:
35. Because someone let this happen:
36. Because no one helped this panda go down a slide:
37. Because not even roosters are safe anymore:
38. Because Kesha and John Travolta are the same person:
39. Because you'll never be this lady:
40. Because of THESE THINGS:
41. Because of holograms:
42.
Because you don't have these things:
43. Because this seagull will just steal them, anyways:
44. Because of IKEA:
45. And because this zebra won't let you:
