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How Many Of These Terrible Things Would You Do For $100?

How much is your dignity really worth to you?

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  1. Would you...

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    Punch your dad?
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    Punt a squirrel?
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    Lick a urinal?
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    Show your mom your recent Google search history?
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    Call your boss "dad" for the entire day?
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    Call your dad "boss" for the entire day?
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    Wear Adidas sandals to a rap concert?
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    Drink your grandma's pee?
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    Ingest a softball, then poop it out?
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    Be sexually attracted to fruit for the rest of your life?
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    Eat a boot?
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    Give a priest a wedgie?
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    Give a rabbi a noogie?
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    Not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby for your entire adult life?
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    Jump off a roof holding an open umbrella?
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    Eat a hundred dollar bill?
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    ...what if the $100 bill you just ate was the $100 you'd win?
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    Watch your parents have sex for five minutes?
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    Watch your parents have sex for 15 minutes?
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    Watch your parents have sex for 30 minutes?
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    Have sex while your parents watched YOU?
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    Take a sip from a tea cup filled with your diarrhea?
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    Be shrunken down to the size of an ant and be forced to spend the afternoon in the armpit of a professional basketball player?
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    Sleep with a stuffed animal made out of Robin William's chest hair?
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    Make love to a canoe?
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    Make love to a goat?
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    Make love to Gary Busey?
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    Make love to a cardboard cut-out of Gary Busey?
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    Get a handjob from the Pokemon Geodude?
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    Be forced to get a soup everytime you order a salad?
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    Be forced to get a salad everytime you order a soup?
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    Verbally count to a million?
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    Eat a toenail salad with carrot ginger dressing?
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    Eat a fistfull of grass?
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    Eat a fistfull of brass?
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    Eat a fistfull of trash?
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    Say "I Love You" to the person making your burrito at Chipotle?
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    Not bathe for a week?
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    Have your diet consist solely of paper towels?
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    Stick two sharpie markers up your nose and pretend to be a walrus?
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    Dump an entire bottle of Johnson & Johnson's No-Tear Shampoo into your eyes?
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    Eat a full bar of soap?
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    Eat a full bar of soap that your uncle has been using for the last two weeks?
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    Eat a battery?
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    Refer to the other person as "Doc" throughout a first date?
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    Bathe in Charles Barkley's forehead sweat?
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    Be forced to repeat everything you say three times...
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    ...and the third time it's accidentally racist?
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    Walk the length of a football field barefoot over scattered Legos?
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    Take a vow of silence for a month...
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    ...but if you need to talk, the only things you can say are lyircs to Smash Mouth songs?
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    Wear the same pair of underwear for a week?
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    For a month?
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    Wear your Grandma's used (and unwashed) underwear for a week?
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    ....for a month??
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    Get free movie tickets for life but the only movie you can see is "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"?
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    Be Stephen Baldwin?
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    Be Daniel Baldwin?
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    Be bald, in general?
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    Eat a houseplant?
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    Plant a house?
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    Wear floatees on your arms for a week?
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    Legally change your name to Aiden?
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    ....to Beverly?
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    ...to Jesus Fartman, Attorney At Law?
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    Put your finger in an electrical socket?
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    Have Drake be mad at you for no reason?
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    Drink a glass of milk that expired two days ago?
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    Drink a glass of milk that expired four days ago?
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    Drink a glass of milk that expired eight days ago?
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    Forget how to read for two days?
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    Ask to eat lunch with a group of teens at the park and be swiftly denied?
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    Be one of those people who has to dress up as the Statue of Liberty and sell insurance for a day?
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    Live through the two most embarrassing moments of your life again?
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    Cover yourself head to toe in Cheeto dust?
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    Smell Kevin Federline's undewear?
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    Put clothespins on your nipples for 30 seconds?
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    Just do anything painful to your nipples for 30 seconds?
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    Step in dog shit every morning when you get out of bed for a week?
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    Get a tattoo of Newman from "Seinfeld" flying the Enola Gay on your lower back?
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    Chew on tin foil for 30 minutes?
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    Lick a public phone booth's phone?
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    Be forced to used AOL as your internet providor for a month?
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    Only be able to listen to the theme song to "The Big Bang Theory" as your music for a month?
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    Let a toddler cut your hair?
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    Let a toddler shave your legs?
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    Go to a high school prom as an adult?
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    Refer to yourself only as "Computerman" for a week?
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    Have food poisoning for a day?
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    Forget the '90s?
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    Smoke a joint with your boss and then realize it was laced with PCP?
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    Make love to another canoe?
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    Use mayonnaise as face lotion for a week?
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    Use face lotion as mayonnaise for a week?
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    Have sex with a whale's blow hole?
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    Masturbate with a cactus?
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    Fart loudly when meeting the president?
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    Get a really bad handjob from your grandma?
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    Get a really good handjob from your grandma?
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    Work an eight-hour work day at a job you feel you are overqualified for?
 
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