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The 32 Absolute Worst Songs To Listen To During Sex

A very scientific survey.

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1. "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan

Potentially erotic lyric:It's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction oh, beautiful release
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Potentially erotic lyric:

It's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh, beautiful release

2. The Reading Rainbow Theme Song

Potentially erotic lyric:Friends to know, and ways to grow A Reading Rainbow
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Friends to know, and ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

3. "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood

Potentially erotic lyric: From the lakes of Minnesota To the hills of Tennessee Across the plains of Texas From sea to shining seaIt's sort of like the Lee Greenwood version of "Hoes in Different Area Codes."
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Potentially erotic lyric:

From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea

It's sort of like the Lee Greenwood version of "Hoes in Different Area Codes."

4. "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex

Potentially erotic lyric:His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun
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Potentially erotic lyric:

His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

5. "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood

Potentially erotic lyric:Oh, take it, take it from me Oh, wow, oh The "wow" really does it.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Oh, take it, take it from me
Oh, wow, oh

The "wow" really does it.

6. "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)" by Disney Studio Chorus

Potentially erotic lyric: Nada. This song is problematic as hell.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Nada. This song is problematic as hell.

7. The theme to Law and Order

Potentially erotic lyric:Dun-dun
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Dun-dun

8. "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman

Potentially erotic lyric:When the road looks, rough ahead And you're miles and miles From your nice warm bed Just remember what your old pal said Boy, you've got a friend in meA casual sex anthem.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

When the road looks, rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me

A casual sex anthem.

9. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boyz

Potentially erotic lyric:Now freestyle, freestyle - freestyle Freestyle, freestyle - your styleSex is all about listening to your partner. Good to see the Buckwheat Boyz embrace that.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Now freestyle, freestyle - freestyle
Freestyle, freestyle - your style

Sex is all about listening to your partner. Good to see the Buckwheat Boyz embrace that.

10. "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" (Traditional)

Potentially erotic lyric: The whole song is a celebration of the female orgasm. Very sex-positive.
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Potentially erotic lyric: The whole song is a celebration of the female orgasm. Very sex-positive.

11. "Macarena" by Los Del Rio

Potentially erotic lyric:Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his two friends were so fineThis song is lit'rally about infidelity.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

This song is lit'rally about infidelity.

12. "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" by Weird Al

Potentially erotic lyric: This is a tough one, so maybe just...Pretty
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Potentially erotic lyric: This is a tough one, so maybe just...

Pretty

13. "The Christmas Shoes" by NewSong

Potentially erotic lyric:He was dirty from head to toe
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Potentially erotic lyric:

He was dirty from head to toe

14. "Thrift Shop," specifically the version by the Kidz Bop Kids

Potentially erotic lyric: Mannnnnn, nothing.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Mannnnnn, nothing.

15. "That's So Raven" by Raven Symone

Potentially erotic lyric:Hey, now, what ya say, now? 'Bout to put it down Yeah, come on and ride with Rae now And the future looks great now And everything's gonna change, now Let's rock
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Hey, now, what ya say, now? 'Bout to put it down
Yeah, come on and ride with Rae now
And the future looks great now
And everything's gonna change, now
Let's rock

16. Taps

Potentially erotic lyric: Nothing. Thank you to the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day for our continued freedom.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Nothing. Thank you to the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day for our continued freedom.

17. That song from the Education Connection commercial

Potentially erotic lyric:Get connected For freeBrings to mind '67's Summer of Love.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Get connected
For free

Brings to mind '67's Summer of Love.

18. "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton

Potentially erotic lyric:If I could just see you If I could just hold you, tonightI guess.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

If I could just see you
If I could just hold you, tonight

I guess.

19. "Axel F" by Crazy Frog

Potentially erotic lyric:Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding baa baa
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa

20. "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman

Potentially erotic lyric: Allan Sherman's deep, earthy voice carries with it so much sexual gravitas that no lyric is necessary.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Allan Sherman's deep, earthy voice carries with it so much sexual gravitas that no lyric is necessary.

21. The Canadian national anthem

Potentially erotic lyric:With glowing hearts We see thee riseNice.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

With glowing hearts
We see thee rise

Nice.

22. "Oh Yeah" by Yello

Potentially erotic lyric: Oh yeah
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Oh yeah

23. "Seventy Six Trombones" from The Music Man

Potentially erotic lyric:They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos The cream of ev'ry famous bandCream. Nice.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos
The cream of ev'ry famous band

Cream. Nice.

24. "Cantina Band" by John Williams

Potentially erotic lyric: Men, women, everyone loves horns.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Men, women, everyone loves horns.

25. "Candle in the Wind 1997" by Elton John

Potentially erotic lyric:And your footsteps will always fall here Along England's greenest hillsRIP, Princess Di.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills

RIP, Princess Di.

26. An eight-second laugh track called "Big Cackle"

Potentially erotic lyric: Cackle
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Cackle

27. "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles

Potentially erotic lyric:Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)Safe sex is good sex.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)

Safe sex is good sex.

28. "Christmas Time Is Here" by the Vince Guaraldi Trio

Potentially erotic lyric:Yuletide by the fireside And joyful memories there;o)
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

;o)

29. "Cha-Cha Slide" by Mr. C The Slide Man

Potentially erotic lyric:How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor How low can you go? Can you bring it to the top? Like you never never stop? Can you bring it to the top, one hopI, for one, clap my hands for Mr. C.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top, one hop

I, for one, clap my hands for Mr. C.

30. "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton

Potentially erotic lyric: Woooooooooof.
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Potentially erotic lyric: Woooooooooof.

31. "We Are the World" by USA For Africa

Potentially erotic lyric:Let us realize that a change can only comeWhen we stand together as oneSure.
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one

Sure.

32. The Seinfeld theme

Potentially erotic lyric:Bum bum bang bunt bum bum Bum bum bunna bunna na
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Potentially erotic lyric:

Bum bum bang bunt bum bum
Bum bum bunna bunna na

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