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    Updated on Dec 19, 2019. Posted on Nov 26, 2017

    The 32 Absolute Worst Songs To Listen To During Sex

    A very scientific survey.

    1. "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    It's hard at the end of the day
    I need some distraction
    oh, beautiful release

    2. The Reading Rainbow Theme Song

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Friends to know, and ways to grow
    A Reading Rainbow

    3. "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    From the lakes of Minnesota
    To the hills of Tennessee
    Across the plains of Texas
    From sea to shining sea

    It's sort of like the Lee Greenwood version of "Hoes in Different Area Codes."

    4. "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
    But all he had come for was having some fun

    5. "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Oh, take it, take it from me
    Oh, wow, oh

    The "wow" really does it.

    6. "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)" by Disney Studio Chorus

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Nada. This song is problematic as hell.

    7. The theme to Law and Order

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Dun-dun

    8. "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    When the road looks, rough ahead
    And you're miles and miles
    From your nice warm bed
    Just remember what your old pal said
    Boy, you've got a friend in me

    A casual sex anthem.

    9. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boyz

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Now freestyle, freestyle - freestyle
    Freestyle, freestyle - your style

    Sex is all about listening to your partner. Good to see the Buckwheat Boyz embrace that.

    10. "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" (Traditional)

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    Potentially erotic lyric: The whole song is a celebration of the female orgasm. Very sex-positive.

    11. "Macarena" by Los Del Rio

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
    He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

    This song is lit'rally about infidelity.

    12. "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" by Weird Al

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    Potentially erotic lyric: This is a tough one, so maybe just...

    Pretty

    13. "The Christmas Shoes" by NewSong

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    He was dirty from head to toe

    14. "Thrift Shop," specifically the version by the Kidz Bop Kids

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Mannnnnn, nothing.

    15. "That's So Raven" by Raven Symone

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Hey, now, what ya say, now? 'Bout to put it down
    Yeah, come on and ride with Rae now
    And the future looks great now
    And everything's gonna change, now
    Let's rock

    16. Taps

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Nothing. Thank you to the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day for our continued freedom.

    17. That song from the Education Connection commercial

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Get connected
    For free

    Brings to mind '67's Summer of Love.

    18. "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    If I could just see you
    If I could just hold you, tonight

    I guess.

    19. "Axel F" by Crazy Frog

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Ring ding ding ding ding ding
    Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
    Ring ding ding ding ding ding
    Ring ding ding ding baa baa

    20. "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Allan Sherman's deep, earthy voice carries with it so much sexual gravitas that no lyric is necessary.

    21. The Canadian national anthem

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    With glowing hearts
    We see thee rise

    Nice.

    22. "Oh Yeah" by Yello

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Oh yeah

    23. "Seventy Six Trombones" from The Music Man

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos
    The cream of ev'ry famous band

    Cream. Nice.

    24. "Cantina Band" by John Williams

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Men, women, everyone loves horns.

    25. "Candle in the Wind 1997" by Elton John

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    And your footsteps will always fall here
    Along England's greenest hills

    RIP, Princess Di.

    26. An eight-second laugh track called "Big Cackle"

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Cackle

    27. "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
    It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)

    Safe sex is good sex.

    28. "Christmas Time Is Here" by the Vince Guaraldi Trio

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Yuletide by the fireside
    And joyful memories there

    ;o)

    29. "Cha-Cha Slide" by Mr. C The Slide Man

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    How low can you go?
    Can you go down low?
    All the way to the floor
    How low can you go?
    Can you bring it to the top?
    Like you never never stop?
    Can you bring it to the top, one hop

    I, for one, clap my hands for Mr. C.

    30. "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton

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    Potentially erotic lyric: Woooooooooof.

    31. "We Are the World" by USA For Africa

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Let us realize that a change can only come
    When we stand together as one

    Sure.

    32. The Seinfeld theme

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    Potentially erotic lyric:

    Bum bum bang bunt bum bum
    Bum bum bunna bunna na

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