4. Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
6. Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.
There you go. Enjoy your meatball subs and massive hangovers. For you vegetarians out there — looks like if you’re going to need to reevaluate your life if you want to play this game right and make Tina and Amy happy (I kid).
- Tens of thousands of people are at the Women's March On Washington, and marches are being held worldwide in solidarity.