4. Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
6. Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.
There you go. Enjoy your meatball subs and massive hangovers. For you vegetarians out there — looks like if you’re going to need to reevaluate your life if you want to play this game right and make Tina and Amy happy (I kid).
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump that his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- A researcher with Human Rights Watch was denied entry into Israel after the country's government called the organization "propaganda."
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭